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Maybe you shouldn't have been going that fast, huh? didn't think of that didja mate.
These bitches just ran through a magic portal in the middle of the woods with out hesitation. I am questioning their intelligence, and or wisdom.
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These bitches just ran through a magic portal in the middle of the woods with out hesitation. I am questioning their intelligence, and or wisdom.
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I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier by the way. I know you don't remember your past, and I might have jumped the shark a little by assuming you're my dad.
For the LAST TIME I am not going to a therapist, I do not have "signs of trauma" and "crippling depression" I'm perfectly fine and mentally stable.
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Yeah a therapist who may be the reincarnation of my neglectful father who caused all my problems. Which certainly complicates things....
For the LAST TIME I am not going to a therapist, I do not have "signs of trauma" and "crippling depression" I'm perfectly fine and mentally stable.
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I hope your spleen never sits comfortably in your body
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
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For the LAST TIME I am not going to a therapist, I do not have "signs of trauma" and "crippling depression" I'm perfectly fine and mentally stable.
#therapists near me#yall can stop#im a rat of perfectly sound mind#I was just abandoned by my son and neglected by my father#...#* frantically google searches *
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Yeah that was jared, he was uhhhhhh a real character
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
#that man was UNhinged#he had no hinges left to hinge on#I dont even think he was born with them#just brought into the world completely hingeless#my man really ingested so much dragon blood then snorted a line of polonium 2 10#he started to rapidly die of radiation poisoning but the dragon blood kept regenerating him#eventually his entire og body had decayed and had been regenerated into and entire ass dragon#anyway yeah#strange fellow
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Rats are the product of anyone incapable of having children of their own (physically). So for people who want kids, a rat will slowly form from discarded items or hair, eyelashes, ect and give them a child. That child become genetically related to them through magical fuckery.
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
#fun fact the first rat was a gift from garfield to a childless god#she wished so much for a child so he made a being just for her#since then it is common place for anyone who cannot bear children but desires so to have a rat form#by the way this doesn't stop rats from reproducing with each other to make other rats#those would be the grandchildren of the og parent
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Also I absolutely wanna try that energy drink so next time your mixing a round dab me up
Its been a hell of a day
So I was just chilling in my dungeon when these absolutely gremilns of mortals walk in, and I'm like hell yeah we're about to fight. Then this random merchant guy shows up and the vegan terminator bitch tells me to wait so I go on my phone. Then the weird little man who reeks of shrooms asks me for my tumblr so I chuck them the rock tumblr with my url and description engraved. Then they beat the shit out of men and capture me for they're mafioso. What the hell bro.
#that shit sounds fire#sounds like i would transport me to another dimension#and personally#I cant wait#maybe in that dimension my son will actually love me#haha#i wish
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You clearly don't understand how rats are born huh
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
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Even if you don't remember I most certainly do. I knew you looked familiar but I was too zooted to figure out why. I can't believe this. After all this time.
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
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Just found out my adoptive (not by choice) wooden robot dad is actually potentially a reincarnate of my real dad. That shit hurted.
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You- It was you, YOU ARE MY FATHER. HOW HOW DID YOU FIND ME?? HOW ARE YOU HERE??? YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUCKING NERVE TO BE SHOWING UP NOW
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
#You abandoned me my whole life and then you just waltz in again#no losing your memory is NOT AN EXCUSE#You left me for dead on the streets#alone and afraid#you worthless pile of garbage#Do us all a favour and disapear again#I don't need you#i've never needed you#get out of here#NOW
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1. how DARE you try and restrict my shrooms. You can't control me. You take away those shrooms and I will take away your liver. 2. As much as I appreciate your help robot man I am a 50 year old father, I am by no means your son
You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
#my guy picks me up in a saddie cheese and thinks they're my father#nah bitch#besides they're not an emotionally distant and unavailable asshole who doesn't give a damn about me so#definitely not my father
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Always happy to help my man, just doing what I can. I've been trying to call him for weeks, months even. Like tens times a day, he never picks up. Also since when did my son work for the CIA??? I mean.... good for him I guess, but that uhhhh...... complicates things slightly.
I am a simple rat, I see my former mafioso rival's minions, I start blasting
#Remy? in the CIA?#I mean damn#I never thought he had it in him...#was that whole restaurant thin just a cover then???#I wonder if he knows about his mom....#Also never bring up my wife to me again#I dont want to talk about it
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You know what? Fuck Remy, I don't need him. I don't need him in my life to be happy, I have shrooms for that. And beer. I can be just fine on my own. Remy if you're seeing this fuck you, I hope you have fun with your silly little restaurant knowing I'm doing just fine with out you.
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Amen Oo-kah
Its been a hell of a day
So I was just chilling in my dungeon when these absolutely gremilns of mortals walk in, and I'm like hell yeah we're about to fight. Then this random merchant guy shows up and the vegan terminator bitch tells me to wait so I go on my phone. Then the weird little man who reeks of shrooms asks me for my tumblr so I chuck them the rock tumblr with my url and description engraved. Then they beat the shit out of men and capture me for they're mafioso. What the hell bro.
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