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Book of Bill coming out is pretty insane not because it's hinting at a possible renaissance/revival of one of the most beloved 2010s era cartoons to ever hit television but because this is the only documented instance of a Tumblr Sexyman autobiography.
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[guy whoβs bisexual staring at a Best Buy]:
βweβll just fucking see about that wonβt weβ¦β
#woah heβs bisexual i didnβt know that#bisexual#best buy#i donβt know what to fucking tag this#has anyone seen my wife#i miss her
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this was my magnum opus

I haven't actually watched Tiger & Bunny but this is a man who power walks to the 7/11 and drinks as much diesel as he can muster from the gas pump
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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
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"I hate tiktok" you don't even know about Mr Lagoon





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story time: so me and my friends started playing through FF15 and itβs got this feature where Prompto (a twink) will take photos of ur party at random intervals throughout your gameplay and 1 of my friends got this photo of Ignis thatβs been dubbed #IgnisFridayFeeling after we spent like 2 hours having a psychic asthma attack over it and . yeah itβs ruined my life


#ignis scientia#ffxv ignis#ignis#ffxv#ignis friday feeling#noctis i think iβm about to bust a move
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new divorce feature unlocked: Mitosis
[walks by a Chuck-E-Cheeseβs and squints like iβm seeing a bitter ex]
Charlesβ¦..
#chuck e cheese#charles entertainment cheese#a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese#please leave me alone
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did i ever post my favorite version of βcontroversial ways i raise my dogβ
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[walks by a Chuck-E-Cheeseβs and squints like iβm seeing a bitter ex]
Charlesβ¦..
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