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is this anythign

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picture my mom sent me

@orionmystar have fun with this

tag game! post the most recent picture in your camera roll with only a sentence for an explanation

Tagged by beloved @sewerwitchlove ilyyy

I genuinely don���t know if i can explain this im so sorry.

No pressure tagging @gomzdrawfr muah !

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I made you Adam and Eve...Galatea. Barbie. Frankenstein's monster with long yellow hair.

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we’ve actually talked about not aggressively sliding drinks towards the customers 🙄🙄🙄

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oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.

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if you're 50 shades of gay... then how many total shades of gay are there? i'm curious now

64

and every time you complain we add five more

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🙋

who else up shipping Cheevo and Stewie

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can somebody tell me what FUCKING pokemon this is

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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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I'm back on my bullshit (the bullshit being bad TLT memes)

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😭🫵 what does that MEAN

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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Harrowhark but she's Blood of Eden and her name is Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine. Is this anything.

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mfs really be out here loving, normally. you’re mfs woah woah c’mon c’mon and love me, normally

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.. <- two ants hanging out

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you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.