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but like where's the post-canon AU where, relieved of his duties for the minor family, Vegas tries becoming an actor-

HEAR ME OUT-

Kinn and Porsche encourage him (and maybe also want to keep him busy/out of the way). What do you even need to make a TV series, money? Connections? They have those! Vegas finds a script he's willing to give a shot. (It's 4 Minutes.) And hey maybe having a creative outlet will help him like it uhhhhhh 'helped' Kim.

Speaking of Kim, he gets asked for the rights to use Why Don't You Stay in the series. And he says absolutely not, and also fuck you. And also making a tv show about the mafia is so fucking dumb oh my god just when he thought Vegas couldn't be any dumber-

But then he reads the script and SO DOES CHAY and guess what Chay also has a writing credit on the song so it really should be a joint decision, right? (Kim is whipped.) And Chay loved it, and even Tankhun is excited about it, and it definitely didn't make Kim emotional, he's not getting choked up he's just laughing. He just doesn't think Vegas can pull off being likeable and not evil ok.

BUT HE CAN. That's just classic being underestimated by the main family again and now he has something to prove, all right.

(And I guess when they do auditions Arm and Pol are like surprisingly really good at acting?? Except why is anyone surprised they literally have seen every series ever made and talk about the stories all the time. And they're NOT here to keep extra eyes on Vegas, everyone trusts him SO much.)

And like maybe Kim and Vegas bond over it ("it" being able to have a reprieve from family stuff and cope with trauma by escaping into/performing as a different persona) or whatever 🙄 and become friends. And the song can be in his stupid (brilliant) tv show.

I just think that would be neat.

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idc how hard you try you will NOT get me to stop using snorted in my dialogue. i will always use growled and choked and hissed and huffed and grunted and breathed and frowned and sniffed and scoffed and spluttered and purred and snickered and exhaled and whimpered and smiled and laughed and sneered and frowned

i love you words that indicate sound and tone i love you poetics i love you dialogue tags they will never take you away from me i love you i love you i love you

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the game Guess Who? (aka Jeff Who?), but it's all different Jeffs.

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Jeff on the prowl again

I wouldn't be surprised if Jeff read and reviewed :D 555

Kimchay fanfic writers better check their comments ;)

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you're so off-putting i need you

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Beautiful.

My feelings for Kiyoi cannot be expressed by such a simple word. No amount of words can convey what I feel.

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twt > cloudyhl | ig > cloudyhl_

don’t repost!!

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Horny on Main Round 2: Kinn (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Hira (Utsukushii Kare)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Kinn: "Despite his entire fucking home and mafia compound being straight up invaded by the minor family, his life threatened, his brothers' lives threatened, his beloved bodyguards' lives threatened, several dead and more wounded... this man is immediately down to fuck when his boyfie says "give me your gun". Dickstracted. Dicklirious. Dickmatized. Time and place, ya horndog! See also: every other scene with Kinn."

Hira: "after being reunited with his high school idol/ultimate wet dream/crush, my man's FIRST INSTINCT upon being within kissing distance is to suck his bloody fingers. I have no words, this man just needed it."

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Boop.

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happy April 1st from yours truly

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normal show about normal dudes who have absolutely nothing wrong going on with them <3

watched it alone then screamed about it to a friend to force them to watch it with me so we could scream together. this is love <3

do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)

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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

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"My lord"

I'm just trying to remember how to hold a pen again idk

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have some Kim angst ♡

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The fact Wik canonically has a song called 'I secretly like you', Kim really was out there just writing cheesy pop music

Good for him