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eagles fan???

this goes beyond teams. whoever beats the chiefs will gain the anointment of god

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i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

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kendrick lamar the political storyteller you are. so sorry everyone will only focus on the drake of it all. i see u princess. your mind.

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Bartimaeus of Uruk you would have loved starting drama on twitter

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I've finally started to organize the photos I took on a trip to London and Prague a year ago. I still plan to draw more pictures like this.

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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there is a mouse in my apt pls kill me rn

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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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mako 🪐

redraw of this !

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at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

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as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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a good book is one that makes you want to kill yourself. a bad book is one you feel safe recommending to someone else

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The Murderbot Diaries are so good because they ask big questions like "what if a machine wanted autonomy but didn't want to be treated like a human" and "what if your co-workers kept trying to talk to you about your feelings".

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randomly remembering that u revealed your deepest secret because you were drunk and it was funny at the time