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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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a good book is one that makes you want to kill yourself. a bad book is one you feel safe recommending to someone else

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The Murderbot Diaries are so good because they ask big questions like "what if a machine wanted autonomy but didn't want to be treated like a human" and "what if your co-workers kept trying to talk to you about your feelings".

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randomly remembering that u revealed your deepest secret because you were drunk and it was funny at the time

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your life is not an optimization problem

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the way "steal" seems to have shifted in people's minds from literally taking an item to depriving someone of potential profit is genuinely kinda sickening

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fatt pinup week day 3: playtime

two zookeepers hit each other with chair

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the witch of the waste: ive been dismembering bodies and putting them back together to make the perfect man and he will be king once he has howls head

sophie: ok first of all, people are not jigsaw puzzles and second of all, howls head ? are you sure ?? what good would his head do ???

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i drew clem kesh being cooked in soup

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a good book is one that makes you want to kill yourself. a bad book is one you feel safe recommending to someone else

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we need another conventionally attractive young man who is chronically weird online to commit a second publicly acclaimed politically motivated assassination so that we can finally achieve what until now was previously believed impossible: ethical true crime yaoi rpf

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bisexual charli xcx fan antiwoke center right normie ivy league grad italian american named luigi from one of maryland’s richest families.

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one of the all time posting days ever

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LET MY PEOPLE GO

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in many ways the fact that he is a centre right anti woke self help industrial complex linkedinpilled 26 year old sexy and beautiful italian american ivy league normie is the funniest way this could have happened

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we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental