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wait hold on

pushpop brass knuckles

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am i still allowed to be gay if my keysmashes look like shit and ass

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this is what im talking about if you didnt know

when the family gathering is so autistic you gotta pull out the Elmo Murder Face (tm)

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when the family gathering is so autistic you gotta pull out the Elmo Murder Face (tm)

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Throwback to the time i wrote and posted a fanfic with my government name, photo, and approximate location

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you know what? ill say it. LEGO torsos shouldt have designs that black out the sides to make their waists look thinner. they're bricks and should look as such

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points at someones toes: hey uh is anyone gonna eat that?

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jegulus shippers are so funny, like they just wake up and lie

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me when im visible this week

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she boinga on my boinga till i boinga

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ahaha youre soo cute!! *turns you into a carabiner on my wallet and jingles you around*

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performing gender experiments in the trans lab

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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BREAKING NEWS

local cat RUTHLESSLY SHOVED away for helping change her humans pad

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knowing damn well I could easily cosplay crowley just on the basis of being ginger is crazy.

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so i heard we were posting our flat sons

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I hate googling, I wish I had a little squire I could ask questions to, to which he would answer incorrectly because peasants don't get educations and he doesn't know any better