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desperate-times · 10 days
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Hey you know that song that goes na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
What’s the first song that just came to your mind?
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desperate-times · 10 days
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i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯
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desperate-times · 12 days
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Spangle-cheeked Tanager
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desperate-times · 14 days
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desperate-times · 16 days
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jack of no trades. master of fuck all
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desperate-times · 24 days
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Note: I'm a 1997 baby, so obviously my choices are largely influenced by what was popular when I was in school - and what was popular with my friend group.
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desperate-times · 26 days
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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
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desperate-times · 1 month
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based purely on anecdotal evidence from the 10 or so people I hang out with the most, I have put together a hypothesis
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desperate-times · 2 months
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desperate-times · 2 months
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i got a book in 2022 and kobo sent me a receipt as if i’d bought it today
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desperate-times · 2 months
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To get $100, you must spend two hours discussing Supernatural with another person (spin the wheel).
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desperate-times · 2 months
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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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desperate-times · 3 months
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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head
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desperate-times · 3 months
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well… at least they’re on the right website?
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desperate-times · 3 months
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happy canada day to those who celebrate it 🍁
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desperate-times · 3 months
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Debates don't actually test any of the skills you'd want in a potential president.
I suggest we replace presidential debates with Taskmaster-style challenges where the two candidates and their staff have to navigate an intentionally convoluted simulation of a day in the work of the president.
Not only will it be 100x more entertaining, it would actually showcase their readiness or lack thereof for the job.
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