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Name- Asher Norman

Age- 17

Nationality- Italian and French

Occupation- owner of the Lyss Corporation, that used to be run by his deceased father, Davidson Norman

He's a beauty! Many people wonder why he chooses to run his father's business rather than being a model. A lot say he's a fuck boy, he kinda is-

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“Alright people, enough with the social media shit. Time to get to really know me.”

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Name - Asher Thorne, I still don't get why people use my dead last name? Assholes.

Age - 17

Godly parent - Lyssa

Birthday - January 29th 2007

Nationality - yes, I am Italian and French.

Height - 5'5” (liar, he's like 5'3” - ooc)

Gender - Male

Pronouns - He/They, but I don't tell people that, obviously.

Sexuality - I swing both ways, don't worry ;)

Status - To those wondering, I'm... available.

Powers - Pyrokinesis, control peoples anger, driving people insane, turn into a shadow, etc.

Fatal flaw - Stubborn and Apathetic

W.o.C - I'd use my hands, but a dagger is nice

Personality - Fuck you, you don't need to know.

Lore - Not something YOU need to know.

Face claim-

HEYO! you know me now guys its @icantfindmireyaaaa ✨ all dividers are from @saradika-graphics so all credits to her!

nyehehehehe beware, he's a bitch!

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i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of "good hiking perfume"/"good going to the gym perfume"?????

WHAT are other people's discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a "hiking" perfume?????

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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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omfg I suck at poker I got an ace and a king, started laughing so hard I cried as I went all in on the first round, and two out of 3 other players at the table folded when they genuinely would have beaten my ass. I won

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ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

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y'all liked the rhea & dave post so i ask you all to consider: the younger Olympians LOVE this kid.

they take any chance they can to rub it in the 6s face.

any time they see dave they affectionately refer to him as 'uncle dave' and it makes the older 6 want to die every single time.

does dave understand why these 20-30 somethings are calling him uncle? absolutely not.

does he know it pisses off his siblings and, in true 10 year old style, call them all his neices/nephews? absolutely.

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What do you think of the idea of a demigod child of Rhea? How would Mr D, Chiron and the campers react to them? Would their Olympian siblings acknowlegde them in any specific way or just be indifferent to them?

I have a headcanon that while Mr D, isn’t the biggest fan of demigods he’d have a soft-spot for the child of Rhea. Because she in some myths raised him, cured him of madness brought on by Hera and also joins him and his followers in their parties.

Love your blog so much btw❤️

Immediately everyone paused to stare at the demigod of Rhea. Not because the child of Rhea is anything wrong but it’s more so the fact that Rhea hasn’t been seen for a millennia by anyone aside from her direct 6 Olympian children maybe, so for her to go out and have a child with a mortal in that time is mind-boggling; almost unfathomable. 

The appearance of the demigod of Rhea would be the few times and everyone’s waking realization that Mr.D’s behaviour and attitude to them was all a lie, when he breaks for the Rhea demigod because yeah, not only she cured him of the curse of madness by Hera, but also taught him in religious rites which helped solidify him as a god. So there’s a sense of responsibility to take care of this demigod but also it’s a child of Rhea. So who knows what’s going to happen; especially when he will technically be in charge of you. 

It’s pretty hard for the Olympians to not notice the child of Rhea, especially the first 6 Major Olympians, that they have a new baby-sibling who is also a demigod. A squishy, half-mortal, half sibling. However, it’s very hard to criticize when the child of Rhea is basically just like her, which is very hard to argue against. 

There would be questioning of who the mortal parent is, how they were worthy of Rhea’s attention. But the bar is low for whoever the mortal parent is cause clearly they didn’t eat the child as soon as they were born unlike Kronos. The most important thing to happen is that Zeus isn’t the youngest sibling. Which isn’t good, because Zeus despite being born the youngest, will probably not be happy losing his very, long, youngest sibling rank and all the attention it came with it, especially with how he defeated Kronos.

Especially if the child of Rhea is a boy. 

Much to the glee of Poseidon and Hades, who is overjoyed but is hit with despair when he realizes he will have to see to his half-sibling when their time runs out. 

If the child of Rhea is a girl, there’s less reaction from Zeus but he will still not be happy. In return, Hestia and Demeter just cooing and coddling their youngest sibling and I think Hera might actually enjoy being an older sister; that is still motherly in a way. Hopefully.

As for the immortal grandchildren of Rhea are confused because technically the demigod of Rhea is their aunt/uncle but they’re so young, small, and weak (cough Ares), but take it in stride when eventually that is a good thing…

Cause I have a feeling because this child is their mother’s child but is also a demigod…they have complete ability to call out their behaviour when one of the gods do something, and they can’t really do anything because Rhea would not be happy. You’ve heard, “I’m not angry, I’m disappointed”, now imagine Rhea being THE QUEEN of that, delivering that statement this demigod child also able to make the gods feel that.  Much to the delight of a rotating number of gods. 

{ Thanks for asking and have a nice day! ヾ(•ω•`)o }

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I’ve seen a lot of crude jokes going around about the CEO assassination, and I just want to say one thing.

I think we should do worse.

Live reenactments on site. Several scheduled a day, like the shows at Disney parks. Someone brings brownies to pass around for the 10:30am showing. Everyone chants “DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE” as the shots are being fired. People clap at the end. Someone pops one of those party poppers filled with monopoly money. The real Adjuster is in the crowd. People leave the place with a huge smile on their faces. “Sorry I was late, Boss. I was watching The Adjustment.”

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"Saiki is the strongest anime character." "Saiki can beat Goku." Saiki isn't even strong enough to tell his friends he doesn't wanna get ramen. All Goku would have to do is ask him to hang out and Saiki would be ruined.

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Reblog to petition to give Will solace a gun

Need this to be canon immediately

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Daily Reminder To:

Take your medications that you need to!

Get up, stretch, walk around a bit!

Get some food and water if you haven’t in a while!

Plug in your device!

Feed any pets!

If it’s between 10 pm and 7 am and you have no reason to be awake, go to sleep or at least get comfortable and rest for a bit!

Check around you and stack any dishes and bring them to the kitchen! Including plates, cups, bowls, and utensils!

Do a quick look around and pick up any trash and put it in the bin!

Message anyone to check in on them and yourself! Respond to any messages you may have gotten, answer some asks if need be, let your family know that you’re alive and well, whatever you need to do!

If you need to and are able to, go take a shower! Or clean your face! Get changed at the very least, put your clothes in the dirty hamper, and feel better about it!

That’s all for now! Good job, I’m proud of you for doing that!

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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

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"he's a doctor and i'm dangerously close to death" "yeah he's a doctor and he wants to give you mouth to mouth" are genuinely the hardest lines of dialogue i've ever written