derekgoffard666

[derekgoffard666]

Derek pls let me stack doughnuts on it please please please 🙏🧎

wait what are you referring me to again?

[derekgoffard666]

Hey hey Derek! If I were your gf, would I be your favorite investment or your most expensive habit?

if I had a gf yeah.. just not you tho.

I don’t be with “unknown” bitches like you

stop being a shy bitch🫶🏼

[derekgoffard666]

[derekgoffard666]

AWOOP HUUUUHH?!‼️I just came in..

have tpof!Rey and derek ever kissed?

/would he want to kiss him

Have tpof!Rey and Derek kissed?

Oh these two have fucked nasty.

Rey and Derek have a hate/fuck relationship. They bicker all the time; Rey purposefully gets under Derek's skin to piss him off. And Derek calls Rey every insult he can think of. But then Rey will have Derek bent over his ATV at the camp and suddenly Rey isn't too bad.

[derekgoffard666]

You guys like my trick?🫶🏼😎

[derekgoffard666]

You wanna get p3ged

[derekgoffard666]

I AINT PAYING MY MONEY SHIT! THE MOM CAN TAKE CARE OF IT ON HER OWN

And stop reaching me dang!! This is the 4th time these pass weeks!!

Derek Jr need new clothes , the lawers have been trying to get in contact with you for weeks.

@derekgoffard666

[derekgoffard666]

🫵 YOU

what about me… the fuck you want?

[derekgoffard666]

Freaky

this is so fucking dumb🐄

[derekgoffard666]

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy :wink: nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· 

stop it you weirdo.

[derekgoffard666]

Hey Derek, what do you think of Komodo? And if he fucks M/C (Your pet) will you be pissed?

if it’s MY pet then yes I would be fucking pissed off and ya know I’d make Komodo into a rug like those bears if it even try’s to

[derekgoffard666]

Why is the back of your neck so black you prob got diabetes

I DONT HAVE DIABETES SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!

[derekgoffard666]

Nossa Derek👅 que lindos peitos você tem😇

Hum…obrigado?? Que porra?

[derekgoffard666]

How would you react if someone b*tch slapped your brother

I’m genuinely curious

NO ONE CAN HIT MY BROTHER…..but ME!

[derekgoffard666]

hey guys my bad I didn’t post and wasn’t there for my inbox I’ve been busy and didn’t get to go on tumblr but tomorrow I’ll answer your inbox’s and see what I got ig so yeah..

-🧨🦂

[derekgoffard666]

no.

my dad after seeing that one of the women I’ve had sex with was pregnant and he gotta get her gone before she ask for child support:

she was a slut and ugly anyway so make sense

[derekgoffard666]

my dad after seeing that one of the women I’ve had sex with was pregnant and he gotta get her gone before she ask for child support:

she was a slut and ugly anyway so make sense