derekgoffard666

[derekgoffard666]

I can't decide if I wanna top you or bottom for you 😭

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!

[derekgoffard666]

Pfft- I got more lol

If someone ever fucked my hair up, I’d put a pipe bomb in their mailbox-

Im gonna be honest I fucking cried so pissed. This is why I’m never going to that shitty ass Supercuts.

[derekgoffard666]

If you like cats so much....does that mean you like cat boys/girls too? 👀

ok let’s not get too deep man knock that shit off.

[derekgoffard666]

Don't look at me like that. I'm blushing🙈

too bad deal with it♥️

[derekgoffard666]

What would you do if MC was like...Vienna from Psychopomp?

she looks at you very carefully... right into your soul

I wanna shoot your eye out so badly so you won’t stare a single soul.

[derekgoffard666]

Can you do me this one favor.... I want you to watch a battington video called "My two front teeth" on youtube... I feel like since ur fucked up in the head maybe you can tell me your opinions on the video afterwards

fine! Shut the fuck up geez!

Gosh ima regret this bullshit aren’t I?

[derekgoffard666]

This you?

how did that happen-

[derekgoffard666]

Uh here a very vicious guard dog yes very vicious

ok that dog is fucking the best favorite one I’ve seen here lol

[derekgoffard666]

If you're not gay, why did you grab my ass that one time?? Don't even try to deny it, you know it happend!

is bisexual ok then?

[derekgoffard666]

Should I start being a normal human being? Can I get some uh help with it? Any suggestions?

you figure it out dumass this time you do it and better get it right

[derekgoffard666]

Look at my dog

cute dog! Hey cute fella *pats*

[derekgoffard666]

Guten tag, meet my dog Poppy

Shes upset that i didnt give her human food.

awh. Poor buddy. Well you better cheer this cute thing up I swear!

[derekgoffard666]

yes sir :3c anywaayssss how are you :) <3

good :) till you came along bitch

[derekgoffard666]

ill give you beef jerky ☹️

Fine. But one more shit talk out of you I’m putting you in your fucking place!

[derekgoffard666]

erm erm im sorry sir 😢😓 forgive me

no.

[derekgoffard666]

Hi Goffart what kind of TV shows/Films are you into?

the furies. It’s like almost a gore. Yep I love that

[derekgoffard666]

well...uh...since you didn't like Tarantula, then...keep your toad (he's so cute and chubby!!!)

I wonder if I pet it?