𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 --𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕤! 𝕀'𝕝�� 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕔 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖...𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟...
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OK, 3-2-1--staring contest between my avatar Chailirion and Astarion!Lol
Who will win??😅
Tbh, Astarion is going to win. Here's a few reasons why :
1. He's a vampire--they have that advantage.
2. He's way more experienced than her! Like 200+ years more.
3. He's the master at charming people, including other elves. Lol
Oh, she'll put up a good fight for him. He'll en joy that! But, in the end, he'll get her on her back because HE'S too irresistible. She'll give in eventually, she's not going down without a fight, though. 😆😘😘
It was just a fun idea I came up with. Lol
#astarion#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate 3#screenshot#my oc avatar#ai generated#ai art#photoshop#funny#astarion x oc#astarion x tav
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Yeah, this scene from the Dark Crystal reminded me of the scene with Ascended Astarion in BG3. Lol
Ascended Astarion x Tav
#astarion#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 astarion#AA x Tav#the dark crystal#gelfling x skeksis#seeing a parallel#can't help myself
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Fantastic, @spawnastarion !!
Thank you for posting this.🥰🥰🥰
I'm loving all the dark eyeliner, dark shadow and things--just a beautiful contrast with the rest of his features of his face. 🥵😍😍😍
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Oh my stars!! I love that look on him. Is that royal blue or purple??
Thank you for posting this,by the way. 🥰🥰🥰
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Mm mm, we love this man! Thank you, Larian Studios. We love his lips, his smile, his fangs--Imean teeth, and his N- NIBBLES!
--delightfulastariontreat just fainted....
😆🤣🤣🤣
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I could totally picture Astarion as a human this way--200+years ago. 😍🥰🥰
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Darlings, you going to love this short video I put together!
Credit to: InShot ; Kazuliski on YouTube ; Delusional ASMR on YouTube; Dark Urge Diaries on YouTube; Borislav Slavov on YouTube;
Go check out their channels for great Astarion THIRSTY content! 😘 And fantastic BG3 music, also!!
Enjoy! Teeheehee hahahahaha 😈😈😈😈
#happy thirstober#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#bg3 astarion#short video#audio#scary music#inshot#edit#thirsty astarion
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Is that place real?
I was just curious...
Château de Noisy, Miranda Castle.
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@bloodlessdarling , you did fantastically well with this! And um mm...his eyes are so...what was I saying?
😅😍🥰
big wet eyes
But fr I cropped and chopped a very old pic I had and came up with this. Does it look alright? Can’t really tell..
I am OBSESSED with making the skin look hyper realistic. The crop may be a little boring but, I mean what’s better than a closeup, eh? (a lot of things actually…)
His looking directly at the sun so the eyes’ color is nice and bright :) You can really get lost in… umm…
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Wow!! @forkingbrusselsprout , I think you've outdone yourself on THIS one.
Whew! I don't know what I would want to do first as Tav--ride him as he is or strip him, then ride him. Wow! Wow!
I've never known any game character to make me cuuuurl my toes--but, Astarion does it to me EVERYTIME!
Thank you, thank you, @forkingbrusselsprout for posting this! Mhmmhmhmmmm. 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍😍😍😍😈
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Wow, I am loving these! The lighting fantastic, the colors, his armor, his body, his face its all fantastic! @forkingbrusselsprout , this is amazing. I have to reblog this.
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A little writing prompt with this:
If you'll allow me to do so. Lol
" Oh boy, and all I wanted Astarion to do was take out The Absolute...but, there he goes! "
* Tav regretting giving Astarion a gun and a case of bullets, and not telling him " it's only for taking out The Absolute" . She/He ends up waiting HOURS before he shows back up at camp. He decided to practice on every troll, orc, gnoll, and monster he came across.
In the meantime, Tav sits down on one of the rocks nearby with a frustrated sigh--and looks at the others in the party for their reactions or suggestions. *
( First set of party members )
Karlach and Gale
Karlach : Well, don't look at me, soldier. I'm not the one that gave him the gun...( smirks, and then laughs ) and the bullets. ( Belly laugh ) He's going to gone for hours! Hilarious!
* Tav just frowns at her. Then, looks to Gale. *
Gale : ( Quirks an eyebrow ) Maybe just uh--giving him a couple of crossbows would've been a better option?
( Second set of party members )
Shadowheart and Wyll
Shadow heart : Right. Well, that'll teach you to give Astarion a gun next time.
* Tav just glares at her . *
Wyll : ( scratches his chin ) Maybe, just give him a good set of sharp daggers next time?
* Tav just sighs and groans to what he said *
( Third set of party members for the reactions )
Halsin : Perhaps, waiting to give Astarion the gun when you're face to face with The Absolute face to face , would've been the time to do so.
La' za el : I'm with the druid on this one. It's a waste of good combat on a weapon like that. Best to wait for the opportune moment to be seized , when face to face with The Absolute.
* Scratch just barks. Tav looks over at him and frowns. *
Tav: Not helping, Scratch. ( Burying her/ his head in her/his hands ) Ohhh, what have I done? Karlach was right. I've created a monster!
* Hours later, the whole party is asleep at camp, and Astarion whistles and twirls the new empty gun, as strolls off to his tent all blood streaked--and happy. *
😆😅🤣🤣🤣
Something 2 consider
#astarion#bg3 memes#baldur's gate 3#re blog#added fiction#added dialogue#party banter#astarion having a gun#no wait#funny
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@mercymaker , the is amazing!!!
I like the very the way Astarion is moving in these screen captures. So life like--imagining a scene from a movie or something.
Keep a blade close.
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I showed my hubby Astarion this weekend and he took a long time looking at all the images of him that I had of him...and then, this surprised me. He said " Hmm, mhmmm, verrry nice. Yes, I see what the fuss is all about! This is the fictional character you have fantasies about? "
I nodded vigorously.
And then he said " I want to see more. " With a cheeky grin, I did. Lol
Needless to say, we both enjoyed my fantasies of Astarion. Lol Lol 😅😘😘😈😈😈
#astarion#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 astarion#my hubby likes astarion 2#funny reactions#astarion gifset#my fantasies
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Oooo, I like this one! Thank you for re blogging. 😘😘😉😄
Just a simple lil edit of our fav pale elf. Best with headphones :3
This version of "End of Line" does things to me oml
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Ok, I'm re blogging this for the reason this looks like an ad for this...
Am I right? Lol
Astarion, the Pale Elf, for bringing you the best of E.L.F. products in Faerun and Baldur's Gate--the Holy Hydrating Lips and Skin cosmetics campaign.
" Elves were always known for something--but they didn't write a book about this. Introducing Astarion Ancunin bringing you the best Pale E.L.F. has to offer--the new line of hydrating cosmetics. Get them at your local Balduran marketplace or Faerun marketplace, while supplies last. "
Lol
he’s just beautiful
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Ladies and gentlemen of Faerun and Baldur's Gate, I give you the spokesman for Pale E.L.F. Holy Hydrating mask--for greater looking lips! Lol
Thank you, @vancunin , for these lovely screenshots. I had to go there! Lol
I had to. 😅😘😘
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 screenshots#@vancunin#funny#fiction ad for faerun cosmetics#re blog
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