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Jungwoo: Guys...I think I like boys

Johnny: Oh you didn’t know? We’ve known for like months

Jungwoo: Wait what?

Johnny: Trust me, ain’t no man can move his hips like that and be straight

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Baekhyun: What do you wanna be for Halloween?

Kyungsoo: Dead

Baekhyun: Oh...I was gonna be a cat but that’s cool to

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Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?

Yukhei: Fabulous

Sicheng: Depressed

Yangyang: Hungery

Ten: Gay

Kun: .....Wayv?

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Happy Seonghwa day !

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Jongin: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth

Minseok: No man can look you in the eyes and be straight

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Taeyong: What do you got there Haechan?

Haechan: Oh, you know just a Mother’s Day card for the best mother in the world

Taeyong: Aw Haechan-

Haechan: [Looks Taeyong dead in the eyes as he hands the card to Suho]

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Yunho: That’s a nice shirt San

San: Thanks, I got it at-

Yunho: itd look even better on Wooyoungs floor

San: -Wait what?

San: Did you just hit on me..?

Wooyoung: ...For me?

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Hongjoong, parking the car: You guys go ahead and get us a table

Ateez: Alright

Moments later

Yunho, running out of the restaurant with a table: HONGJOONG START THE CAR!

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Haechan: You can’t say bubbles in a threating tone

Chenle: Bet

Later

Renjun: Hey, why is Chenle on the roof screaming bubbles?

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Kidnapper: We have one of your members.

Taekwoon: Oh really? Who?

Hyuck, screaming in the background: ITS ME, HYUNG HELP.

Taekwoon: You have the wrong number, have a nice day.

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Johnny: Why are your tongues purple?

Jeno: We had slushies, I had a blue one.

Jaemin: And I had a red one.

Johnny: Oh.

Johnny:

Johnny: OH-WAIT

Mark: You drank each other’s slushies?

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Haechan: What time does judgmental express get here?

Taeyong: What are you talking about?

Johnny: Doyoung arrives at noon

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Wayv having family time

Yangyang: We can either make these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or at 4,000 degrees for one minute

Xiaojun: I don’t think that’s how making cookies work

Kun: Dont do it

Hendery: FUCKING FLOOR IT!

Ten: How about 4,000,000 degrees so we only have to wait one second?

Kun: You are gonna burn the dorm down-

Yukhei: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE BITCHES

Winwin: GENUIS

Kun: NO-

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Things NCT have said that you can hear:

“OH YOU ARE NANA?”

“Okayyyyyyyyyy~”

“FiGhTiNg HaEyAdWaE !¡!”

“Oh daddy”

“Ty track, ty track”

“ˢᵏᵃʳᵘᵗ”

”Whats up we’re the uh-Foregin swaggers”

“I lived in America for four years man”

“Johnnys Fashion Evaluation”

“Johns Banana?”

“NOOOoooo Chittaprrrrrrrr”