Incorrect quotes and random posts about kpop boy’s ♡ A lot of NCT but expect multifandom posts// Second blog : Dear-Ateez
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Jungwoo: Guys...I think I like boys
Johnny: Oh you didn’t know? We’ve known for like months
Jungwoo: Wait what?
Johnny: Trust me, ain’t no man can move his hips like that and be straight
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Baekhyun: What do you wanna be for Halloween?
Kyungsoo: Dead
Baekhyun: Oh...I was gonna be a cat but that’s cool to
#exo#exo suho#exo junmyeon#exo xiumin#exo minseok#exo chanyeol#exo chen#exo jongdae#exo kai#exo jongin#exo baekhyun#exo do#exo kyungsoo#exo lay#exo yixing#exo sehun#exo blog#exo blurbs#exo drabbles#exo reactions#exo scenarios#exo incorrect texts#exo incorrect quotes#exo imagines#exo texts#exo soft hours#exo fluff#exo smut#exo angst#exo writing
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Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?
Yukhei: Fabulous
Sicheng: Depressed
Yangyang: Hungery
Ten: Gay
Kun: .....Wayv?
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Happy Seonghwa day !
#ateez#ateez seonghwa#ateez hongjoong#ateez yunho#ateez yeosang#ateez san#ateez mingi#ateez wooyoung#ateez jongho#ateez blog#ateez bf material#ateez boyfriend#ateez blurbs#ateez drabbles#ateez reactions#ateez scenarios#ateez imagines#ateez writing#ateez atiny#atiny#ateez and atiny#ateez fluff#ateez soft hours#ateez hours#ateez x reader#ateez smut#ateez angst#kpop ateez#kpop#ateez boyfriend material
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Jongin: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth
Minseok: No man can look you in the eyes and be straight
#exo incorrect texts#exo incorrect quotes#exo suho#exo junmyeon#exo minseok#exo xiumin#exo baekhyun#exo chanyeol#exo chen#exo jongdae#exo do#exo kyungsoo#exo yixing#exo lay#exo kai#exo jongin#exo sehun#exo blurbs#exo reactions#exo timestamp#exo scenarios#exo drabbles#exo soft hours#exo fluff#exo smut#exo angst#exo imagines#exo exol#kpop#kpop exo
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Taeyong: What do you got there Haechan?
Haechan: Oh, you know just a Mother’s Day card for the best mother in the world
Taeyong: Aw Haechan-
Haechan: [Looks Taeyong dead in the eyes as he hands the card to Suho]
#nct#nct 127#nct dream#wayv#exo#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts#exo incorrect quotes#exo incorrect texts#nct drabbles#exo drabbles#nct blurbs#exo blurbs#nct reactions#nct scenarios#exo reactions#exo scenarios#nct texts#nct timestamps#exo texts#exo timestamp#neo crackhead technology#neo culture technology#nct nctzen#exo exol#shit nct says#nct shitpost#exo shitpost#kpop#kpop incorrect quotes
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Yunho: That’s a nice shirt San
San: Thanks, I got it at-
Yunho: itd look even better on Wooyoungs floor
San: -Wait what?
San: Did you just hit on me..?
Wooyoung: ...For me?
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Hongjoong, parking the car: You guys go ahead and get us a table
Ateez: Alright
Moments later
Yunho, running out of the restaurant with a table: HONGJOONG START THE CAR!
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Haechan: You can’t say bubbles in a threating tone
Chenle: Bet
Later
Renjun: Hey, why is Chenle on the roof screaming bubbles?
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Kidnapper: We have one of your members.
Taekwoon: Oh really? Who?
Hyuck, screaming in the background: ITS ME, HYUNG HELP.
Taekwoon: You have the wrong number, have a nice day.
#vixx#vixx n#vixx hakyeon#vixx leo#vixx taekwoon#vixx ken#vixx jaehwan#vixx ravi#vixx wonshik#vixx hongbin#vixx hyuk#vixx sanghyuk#vixx incorrect quotes#vixx incorrect texts#vixx reactions#vixx drabble#vixx scenarios#vixx imagines#vixx starlight#vixx masterlist#vixx smut#starlight vixx#kpop#kpop vixx#kpop incorrect texts#kpop incorrect quotes#vixx kpop#kpop blurbs#starlight#kpop drabble
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Johnny: Why are your tongues purple?
Jeno: We had slushies, I had a blue one.
Jaemin: And I had a red one.
Johnny: Oh.
Johnny:
Johnny: OH-WAIT
Mark: You drank each other’s slushies?
#nct#nct 127#nct dream#wayv#nct drabbles#nct blurbs#nct reactions#nct scenarios#nct jeno#nct jaemin#nct nomin#nct johnny#nct mark#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts#nct fluff#nct soft hours#nct hours#neo crackhead technology#neo culture technology#shit nct says#nct shitpost#nct imagines#nct writings#nct nctzen#nctzen#kpop#kpop nct
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Haechan: What time does judgmental express get here?
Taeyong: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Doyoung arrives at noon
#nct#nct 127#nct dream#wayv#nct taeyong#nct johnny#nct haechan#nct hours#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts#nct drabbles#nct doyoung#nct blurbs#nct smut#nct reactions#nct soft hours#nct scenarios#neo crackhead technology#neo culture technology#kpop#kpop nct#nctzen#nct nctzen
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Wayv having family time
Yangyang: We can either make these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or at 4,000 degrees for one minute
Xiaojun: I don’t think that’s how making cookies work
Kun: Dont do it
Hendery: FUCKING FLOOR IT!
Ten: How about 4,000,000 degrees so we only have to wait one second?
Kun: You are gonna burn the dorm down-
Yukhei: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE BITCHES
Winwin: GENUIS
Kun: NO-
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Things NCT have said that you can hear:
“OH YOU ARE NANA?”
“Okayyyyyyyyyy~”
“FiGhTiNg HaEyAdWaE !¡!”
“Oh daddy”
“Ty track, ty track”
“ˢᵏᵃʳᵘᵗ”
”Whats up we’re the uh-Foregin swaggers”
“I lived in America for four years man”
“Johnnys Fashion Evaluation”
“Johns Banana?”
“NOOOoooo Chittaprrrrrrrr”
#nct#nct 127#nct dream#wayv#nct wayv#nct shitpost#shit nct says#nct scenarios#nct blurbs#nct reactions#nct drabbles#nct texts#nct incorrect texts#nct incorrect quotes#nct fluff#nct soft hours#nct hours#neo culture technology#neo crackhead technology#nct au#kpop#kpop nct#nct kpop#nct neo zone#nct neo city#nct nctzen#nctzen#nct night night#nct angst#nct memes
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