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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” starters
as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted, turned upside down.”
“You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? Ain’t like I’m gonna be sitting every night asking my mom ‘when’s daddy coming home?’ You know? Who needs him?“
“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”
“Could you drop me off at the beach?”
“Oh my God, ___! What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It’s just your head.”
“Man, I love Halloween! It’s the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!”
“You did a porno movie?“
“Girl/boy, you look so good, I would marry your brother/sister just to get in your family.”
“Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that’s who I am, dammit.”
“Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.”
“I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie.”
“How come he don’t want me, man?”
“Face it, you’re a taker.”
“You bought your own dinner?”
“Oh, stop it you little Filthy McNasty.”
“Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn’t he?”
“Jean Claude Van Dam I’m fine!“
“HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?”
“I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home.”
“____, I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth.”
“THIS IS GROSS! I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things!”
“Penn State would’ve been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through.”
“How could you be so stupid? You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs!“
“My son/daughter/child could have died because of you!”
“Did you see the way he/she/they was/were dressed?”
“Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict *and* a virgin!”
“Shut up! Shut up, shut up. Now be quiet!”
“I’m going to the kitchen for a snack when I get back I want you gone.”
“I ain’t no bungee expert or nothin’, but I don’t think he’s supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.”
“Don’t do anything stupid! You haven’t updated your will yet.“
“I can still hear them taunting him. ‘Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.’ Why couldn’t they just give him some cereal?”
“I guess I can kiss heaven goodbye ‘cause it’s got to be a sin to look this good.”
“Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired ‘cause you been walking through my mind all day!”
“Well, I’m in a bad mood, and somebody is going to suffer.”
“You smell like broccoli.”
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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Musical theatre asks
Broadway/theatre -
Musical: Name?
Broadway: Sexuality?
Times square: Gender?
New york city: Height?
Big Apple: Age?
Broadway star: Eye color?
Merch: Hair color?
Stage: Religion?
Overture: Where were you born?
Orchestra: What are some of your hobbies?
Front row: What languages do you speak?
Balcony: Do you play an instrument?
Playbill: Do you play any sports?
Backstage: Do you have any pets?
Rehersal: Piercings?
Mic check: Tattoos?
Opening night: Glasses or contacts?
Audition: What time is it right now?
Musicals -
Wicked: Favorite food?
Phantom of the Opera: Favorite color?
Chicago: Favorite animal?
Sweeney Todd: Favorite movie?
Les Mis: Favorite quote?
Into the woods: Favorite drink?
Newsies: Favorite song?
Seussical: Favorite band?
Songs for a new world: Favorite happy memory?
Hairspray: Favorite flower?
Pitch perfect: Favorite scent?
West side story: Favorite Tv series?
Pippin: Favorite game?
Thoroughly modern millie: Favorite youtuber?
Rent: Favorite character?
Heathers: Favorite book?
9 to 5: Favorite fairytale?
Grease: Favorite mythical creature?
If/then: Favorite author?
Jekyll and Hyde: Favorite name?
25th annual Putnam county spelling bee: Favorite Season?
Urine town: Favorite time of day?
A chorus line: Favorite actor/actress
Kinky boots: Favorite ride at an amusement park?
Anything goes: Favorite hairstyle?
Book of mormon: Favorite joke?
Lion king: Favorite show when you were a kid?
Little mermaid: Favorite ice cream flavor?
Singing -
Soprano: Ever been in love?
Mezzo: Ever had a crush?
Belter: Ever fallen out of love?
Alto: Ever asked someone out/ been asked out?
Contralto: Ever cheated/been cheated on?
Tenor: Ever been kissed?
Baritone: Ever been cuddled?
Bass: Ever been heartbroken?
Vocal range: Ever been in a relationship?
Warm ups: Have you always known your sexuality?
Breathing: When was the last time you had a crush?
Pitch: Do you want to marry one day?
Note: Do you like someone now?
Posture: Does someone like you?
16-32 bars: Are you in love with love?
Dancing -
Theatrical: I like your blog
Lyrical: You're cute
Jazz: Date me?
Vaudeville: I wish we talked
Hip hop: Do you have a secret?
Tap: I like ____ about you
Modern: I wish I was you
Ballet: I want you to notice me
Ballroom: Did you like this past year?
Line dancing: Do you like me?
Tango: I wish we lived closer
Free style: *hug*
Acting -
Character: Winter or summer?
Script: Fall or spring?
Actor: Ice cream or hot chocolate?
Actress: Fruit or vegetables?
Line: Hugs or kisses?
Stage fight: Early bird or night owl?
Stage kiss: Dresses or sweatpants?
Stage presence: LA or NYC?
Projection: Breakfast or dinner?
Emotion: Hot weather or cold weather?
Monologue: Art or sports?
Dialogue: Coffee or tea?
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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Soulmate AUs
All these AUs were created by multiple different people on Tumblr, some of them you can find as a Tumblr post screenshot on Pinterest. Just recapping the many types of Soulmate AUs out there! Feel free to use any of them!
Sidenote: How I title these AUs are gonna suck. You have been warned.
Timer Soulmate AU! Where there’s a timer on your wrists that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.
First Words Soulmate AU! Where you know the very first words your soulmate will ever say to you or what you’ll first hear them say when you meet. Alternative: Same thing but you know the words once you turn 18.
Last Words AU! Where you know the last words your soulmate will ever say to you. You don’t know you met them till you lose them.
Age Soulmate AU! Where you stop aging at 18 till you meet your soulmate.
First Touch Soulmate AU! Where there’s a black stain where you and your soulmate should make first contact. Like someone has a black stain over their knuckles. That means they’re going to punch their soulmate (probably at least) upon first meeting and contact.
Writing Soulmate AU! When you write on your skin the same mark appears on the same place as your soulmates. Such as if you doodle on your skin your soulmates gets those doodles on their skin.
Your Name Soulmate AU! Where you have your soulmates name on your wrist. First or last name (up to you). Alternative: Name appears once you’re 18. Alternative: It’s your enemies name on your wrist. Alternative: Both your soulmates name and enemies name, you don’t know which is which.
Other Half Soulmate AU! At birth you are given a necklace that is the missing half of your soulmate’s necklace.
Colour Blind Soulmate AU! Where you’re completely colour blind till you meet your soulmate Optional: Things go back to black and white when they die. Optional: Except of when you meet your soulmate its when you and your soulmate first touch.
Sharing Pain Soulmate AU! Where bruises, cuts, blisters, and such appear on your skin if your soulmate gets them and visa versa. Like if you get a paper cut your soulmate gets the same cut. Optional: You don’t feel the pain of it. Or you do feel the pain of it and can help treat the wound so your soulmate is okay.
Hues Of Hair Soulmate AU! Where you have a strip of your soulmates hair colour on your wrist and when they dye their hair it changes.
Colour Of Your Eye Soulmate AU! Where you only see in the colour of your soulmates eyes, you can’t see other colours till you meet them. Like if your soulmate has blue eyes you can only see blue till you meet them. Alternatively: You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eyes. Not until you lock eyes with them and see a whole new colour in them.
Light Of The Heart Soulmate AU! Where the center of your chest glows when you and your soulmate meet. Ex: That one comic that has the nerd in the jock that’s connected to the original post. Find it on pinterest if not on tumblr.
Fear In My Soul Soulmate AU! Where you feel when your soulmate is about to die and can help prevent it. Like you feel a pain in your soul when they’re in trouble.
Heterochromia Soulmate AU! Where you have one eye that’s your your eye colour and the other has your soulmates eye colour. When you meet and make eye contact, your eyes switch back to their original owner.
Mark We Share Soulmate AU! Where you and your soulmate have identical marks that match each other. Like you have the mark of a cat curled up in a ball, your soulmate has the exact same cat. Optional: When you and your soulmate make physical contact, the mark moves to meet each other. For example your soulmate touches your hand, both of your cats rush up to meet each other. (This one came from @gallopingmonroe-blog)
Red Thread Of Fate AU! You know the legend of the red thread of fate? That’s this AU. A red thread of string on your pinkey finger that connects you to your soulmate. The thread cannot be broken but it will stretch and tangle.
Keep reading
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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You know what I love?
When headcanon writers say “fight me” or “don’t fight me on this” when they say a particular hc about someone. Like, honey, I wouldn’t dare. I’ll never doubt your creativity and chances are I’ll completely agree. You do you, babe. We appreciate your work.
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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Reblog if you post:
•Racetrack Higgins x Reader
•Crutchie x Reader
•Really any Newsie x Reader
•Connor Murphy x Reader
•Evan Hansen x Reader
•Avengers x Reader
•Peter Parker x Reader
•Draco Malfoy x Reader
•George Weasley x Reader
•Fred Weasley x Reader
I really need some new, active blogs to follow. Thanks!
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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updated request list!
these are the fandoms i’ll be taking requests for once i catch up with the 16 in my inbox! (sorry i’ve been neglecting you guys! they’ll be done soon enough 💖)
dear evan hansen
newsies
kingdom keepers (IM SORRY OKAY IT NEEDS MORE CONTENT)
that’s it for now, but i hope to expand my list soon! request away my dears!
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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shit alright
let’s do this
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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Hey, Writers
Yes, you. You, with the pen in hand, the laptop atop your lap. You, with the scribbles and the scrawls. You with the tappity-taps and clickity-clicks. You, with the eraser marks. You, with the red and green squiggles. You, who knows a piece of written paper equals a little more than half a typed page. You, who knows 50,000 words is about 100 regular pages. You, who doesn’t know how to spell a word because you’ve only heard it spoken, but never seen it written. You, who stuffed your work in the attic drawer. You, who saved your story inside a chain of files so nobody would read it by accident.
Your writing is important. Don’t give up.
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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This is a weird request I'm really sorry but could you do a sincerely three headcannon thing for a reader who has trichotillomania,, meaning the reader pulls their hair out,,, also meaning the reader uh has no eyebrows or eyelashes ;;;:: u don't have to
YESYESY EY
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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Do one of Thomas the Train and one of jacksflims dogs.
NO
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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This user is a writer but never writes 
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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HEY GUYS WOW
THANK YOU ALL FOR 300 FOLLOWERS!! EVEN THOUGH I NEVER REALLY POST ANYTHING WORTHWHILE ON THIS BLOG I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU ALL SO MUCH SO THANK YOU DIDNDNDNCNFND in other news, i made a musical-related discord server if you guys are interested!! you can keep in touch with me and we can all just hang out and talk :) link: https://discord.gg/Vfg6yH5
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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me, a humble content creator on tumblr dot com
you: *likes my post*
me: !! :D
you: *reblogs my post*
me: !!!!!!!! :DDD !!!! 💛💛🎉
you: *reblogs my post with nice tags and/or comments*
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💛⭐️🎉🎉 !!!!!!! :DDD !!⭐️💛💛💛 !! :D 💛💛💛💛💛🎉🎉
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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You: Daredevil
Me, an intellectual: Courageous Satan
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings
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dear-alex-fanfic-blog · 7 years ago
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WRITER ON TUMBLR
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!
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