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“Ooo! Like a robot? Like Ironman? That’s rad dude!” He sighed staring at the fourth wall “yes, I used the word rad, get over it.” He turned back toward the other version of himself. “How did ya get your hands on an assistant?? I can’t lie, I’m a bit jealous! Might have to kill ya for it!” He chuckled ���I’m joking!” He waved his hands dismissively before looking toward the ground. “Somewhat..”

Hey me! It’s you! Me!

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“I thought we already cut the budget for one Deadpool multiverse- how am I talking to me? You? You-me? Oh well I must have gotten a raise! Hah! One step closer to joining the avengers! Oh and- hello other me! You’re very handsome, super charming too. I absolutely loveeee your costume, the red is just so good and convenient!”

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“Hello! Again! Very important thing I need to ask- we can all agree I’d make an awesome magical girl right?! What do I got to do to make this happen?! Come on! Just look at me! I’m perfect for it! PLEASE!!”

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What can I say? I like my men tough, with a angsty backstory and who isn’t afraid to make me bleed a little. Then again- I like anybody who teeters on the edge of hating me and tolerating me at the same time!!

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Hey me! It’s you! Me!

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon

“I thought we already cut the budget for one Deadpool multiverse- how am I talking to me? You? You-me? Oh well I must have gotten a raise! Hah! One step closer to joining the avengers! Oh and- hello other me! You’re very handsome, super charming too. I absolutely loveeee your costume, the red is just so good and convenient!”

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He smirked “well good deduction skills Cabes!!” He mused nuzzling into the other more. And as the other asked him if he was hungry he nodded. “I’m always hungry! What did you have in mind for food?” He raised a brow curiously

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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Was there any tension between you and Logan in the Honda Odyssey? You guys are so periwinkle.

“The Honda odyssey? Oh yeah! Good times…if you mean sexual tension! You bet ya! Hate sex at its finest if you know what I’m saying!” He sung almost proudly

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He hummed “both sound fun! How did you know I was originally going to suggest laser tag?” He enthused “whatever you have in mind will work for me! As long as we are having fun!”

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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He hummed keeping their hips connected, and his arms around the other. And as the other spoke he pouted. “Aww don’t say that! You love my company!~” he chirped, before hearing the last thing. “Hmm…well I suppose not knowing does irritate me and make me antsy- but also- surprises are cool…” he hummed. “What do you have planned?” He quickly moved his head down to lay on the others shoulder holding onto him tightly, he obviously never seemed to care for personal space.

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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“Exactly! And you know- I think I need to relieve some stress!”

So you make out with friends?

What’s wrong with making out with friends? It releases dopamine and relieves stress.

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Asks open

the honda odyssey, huh?

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He rolled his eyes. “Aww you won’t kick me out!~” he churred and as he shifted his weight back against his knees. And as the other growled out gripped onto his thighs and pulled him closer, his face turning a red hue under his mask. Taking a moment before smirking “my hero!~ what would I do without you?” He sung in a high pitched tone wrapping his arms back around the back of the others neck.

@ohfckitscable

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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He smirked as the other gave in. “Yay! Victory again!” He snickered before the other spoke as he looked away. “I knew that… I was testing you! To see if you remembered.” He chuckled nervously

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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“I never said we were!” He pouted, and as the other spoke he hummed getting up to instead straddle the others lap. “Like I said, it would be easier to get there right? You wouldn’t have to pick me up. Also Wolvie should be fine with it, he bring him food when I do go back.”

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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He was glad he could wear his suit, he looked best in his suit after all. It had become his new identity practically. “Well- like I said. You can’t take it back. Alright? And while your so kind enough to give me this offer you should also let me spend the night. Then you won’t have to worry about picking me up… we could sleep together.” He smirked widely

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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He hummed thinking to himself as the other spoke. “I can’t just wear my suit?” He pouted and crossed his arms as he laid across the couch as he laid his head on the others lap and looked up at him. “Your not pulling my leg right? Your not allowed any take backseys.” He said with a hum his eyes narrowing slightly

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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He hummed softly before leaning back. And after a moment of silence his eyes widened. Wait had he actually heard that right. He turned back toward Cable. “Wait- for real? You actually said that?? You’d really do that?!” He enthused way too excitedly as he was quickly in the others personal space. “I haven’t been on a date in ages!”

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.

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“First of all I offered to date you even before you mentioned money. And I’ve never gotten into a relationship for money. Surprisingly…” he looked away. “But you know I’m pretty shit at relationships- in every way.” He admitted softly

How have you not made the world shit itself into oblivion yet? @ohfckitscable

“Cable!!! It’s nice to see you again man.” He looked over the man very obviously. “Oh and you know me! I’m flattered you think I could fuck up the world into oblivion. I mean- I could! But you having so much faith In my abilities and efficiency to do so is- wow! I’m blushing to say the least!” He put his hands to his cheeks pretending to be flustered.