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Remade my blog!
Go follow @deadonarrival please and thank you <3
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Remade my blog!
Go follow @deadonarrival please and thank you <3
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get a man who can do both
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Remade my blog!
Go follow @deadonarrival please and thank you <3
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Ok gonna do it lol
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Considering remaking my blog for the first time in the six and a half years (!!) that I’ve had it
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happy birthday hazel!!!!!! i hope you have a great day!!!
TYSM LUPE ILYYYY
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crimson + some kinda purple
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Omg I hate you too let's kiss ;*
Send me colours <3
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Wish your resident poor little meow meow (me) a happy birthday or I will unleash leo season fury on you all
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im not interested in male wives i need a man who pays the bills so i can continue being a full time girl blogger
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I think coke zero and hot men could get me out of a coma. like just pour that shit on my head and have a single dad give me a lapdance in the hospital bed and I’m coming right back
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tame the impala. cage the elephant. we are abusing these animals and it's going too far. #veganthoughts
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Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…
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Here’s part of Disney’s statement…
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Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.
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And because context is everything…
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Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.
Last, but not least:
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I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.
✨Slay✨
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always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism
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If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.
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