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Hi

Yes, I've been dead for a while

but, I've come back to SCREAM ABOUT THE NEWEST EPISODE?!?!

bro that jump was fucking sick

also annabeth my dear ily

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just another two months guys

Man, the wait for the pjo show is too much. I can't keep reading fanfics, Rick!

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percy you're such an adorable idiot.

shall we start? I'm not gonna shut up about this for months.

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Reyna is ace not aro and Thalia is aro not ace. Does that make sense???

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Gods I hadn't realized how much I missed Percy's narration. Just look at this:

If this isn't peak narration idk what is.

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shall we start? I'm not gonna shut up about this for months.

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up.

Walker Scobell, our Percy who looks like Will Solace has the same initials as him. I don't know man, it seems like some weird ass destiny.

WS supremacy, though.

I knew you had a type, Nico!

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I have a fic on ao3, which is Nico di Angelo centered. A character study, if you will. It obviously has Solangelo, but it's more focused on some important events Nico went through, namely 5.

Here's the link, it's called Though I am bruised.

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And it's the start of September, and I wholeheartedly believe that Solangelo are fall babies who got together during fall because fuck you all gays get together during fall.

Except me because I'm lonely af.

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Yes. Someone, write on this please. Feed my delusions.

obsessed with two 15 year olds trying to parent cocoa puffs from hell

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Will: NO INTERNALISED HOMOPHOBIA YOU CANT JUMP ON UR SISTERS HEAD LIKE THAT UR HURTING ISOLATION

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Nico: I never thought I'd be agreeing with my aunt/step grandmother but for fuck sakes grief eat your cereal

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Chiron: um one of ur kids is trying to climb the lava wall..

Nico, screaming at shame from the foot of the lava wall: THATS IT UR GROUNDED YOU BETTER GET UR ASS DOWN HERE YOUNG LADY

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Hazel: holy shit Nico have you been sleeping ???

Nico, bouncing a cocoa puff on his hip with bags under his eyes: don't have a teen pregnancy hazel

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Will: here comes the aeroplane *wHoOsHhH*

Isolation: *random gibberish*

Will, with tears in his eyes: DONT TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME *sobs*

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Bonus:

Kayla: alright kids aunty Kayla's here lets go commit some felonies

Cocoa puffs: *unionised cheering*

Will and Nico: *sobbing in teenage rebellion years they weren't ready for*

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Let's all get together and wish the man who raised our expectations for men so high up we can't even see them. Happy birthday Percy!

Oh and happy anniversary too ig.

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Quick question.

Do we, hear me out, want to be Will fucking Solace to date Nico di Angelo or do we want to be Nico di Angelo to date Will fucking Solace?

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Man, the wait for the pjo show is too much. I can't keep reading fanfics, Rick!

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Guys, what're your guilty pleasures?

I'll go first.

(points at percabeth and solangelo in tartarus)

That. That's my guilty pleasure. Gold couples in hell.

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There's so many reason Caleo just can't and won't work out and we know of it.

But it is kinda sad, isn't it?

He died and She believed only for them to go their seperate ways again.

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annabeth lifting a barbell with jason and percy on either side with no effort. Reblog if you agree

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Will: Okay, Nico, how about this? Describe yourself with one word, any word.

Nico:

Nico: Yours.

Will:

Nico:

Will:

Will: Oh my gods, that is so adorable and sweet, but I thought you'd say something like depressed or gay or something-