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played the space train anime game . guess who i fixated on
#( SELF. ) ━ criminal screening? i call it a PHOTOSHOOT;#( QUEUE. ) ━ we ALWAYS get the last LAUGH on a running QUEUE;
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Purged my inbox from old asks, let's fill it up again slowly while I try to get in traction and launch him like a tennis ball against the wall.
#( OOC. ) ━ ANYWAY; moving onto another world...#im unsure abt drafts bc there was a couple things i wanted to get to... ill think abt it
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He has been apprehended and is currently grumpily back on the blog, even at the late hour. Sampo, if you run away again I'll have to tie you upside-down in place of the room's chandelier. What room, you may ask? Well...
#( IC. ) ━ business is BOOMING!#seeing spark.le first thing as he just got back essentially made him nope away#itll happen again
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Hey uuuhhhhh Sampo has escaped confinement. If you see him skipping blogs can you kindly bring him back to me please I can give you $10.
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@swirldmg: SPARKLE JUMPSCARE
“ ━No. ” And he exits the blog.
...Sampo? Sampo, I was joking. SAMPO, COME BACK. HOW THE FUCK DO I MOVE THIS ROLEPLAY BLOG OF ROLEPLAYING YOU WITHOUT YOU? I-
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Farts in my enclosed space. Ok, so.
In terms of entertwining some lore and see if this dude survives it, I have three ideas for a small drabble-plot-like:
Gallagher commissions Sampo to...? Do something? The terms are unclear, but he tells him to make some chaos to allow my H:SR Kaeya and his weird friend, DC, to escape the place they have been taken to. Sampo is precisely told to not let Kaeya see what he's under the disguise/cape he sports, or else Gallagher ''will be in big trouble, that boy won't let me off with just an earful''. The reason for this is not known to the reader, since this will be Sampo's POV, not Kaeya's.
Gallagher/an unknown person commissions Sampo to bring down the small ''temple'' that keeps trying to have Kaeya captured with online announcements of a gigantic money reward, and it's a walk in the park as these are just normal people who don't walk a Path ad he's a skilled mercenary, until he meets with H:SR Kaeya and DC, who were able to evade their shared cell due to the chaos Sampo created. Kaeya has a weird reaction upon seeing him, and he escapes with DC as Sampo settles to finish his job in blood. The reason for Kaeya's reaction is not known to the reader, since this will be Sampo's POV, not Kaeya's.
Something more nebulous would be having Sampo and H:SR Kaeya meet briefly, but due to the latter's Enigmata powers the memory of how and why are fuzzy. But I wanna writeeeeeeeeeeeee. Whines and then dies
Baiting everyone who knows me and this dude and has a connection with H:SR Kaeya to help me decide.
#( OOC. ) ━ ANYWAY; moving onto another world...#settling on these three plots and seeing if his muse survives any of these. @sam.po youre in for a BIG ride
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Apologies for making everyone wait for replies but I once again have to grapple with his muse and tie him in my basement to make him stay. I'm also disgustingly brainrotting about my ships over my Kaeya and his H:SR verse so I'm slow asf, orz. sowwy
#( OOC. ) ━ ANYWAY; moving onto another world...#wait until i finally work on arge.nti. ill be a totally different person this will change me forever#''sorry'' i say as i rp with the same 4 people who dont mind me being slow BUT STILL
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If you ever feel bad about misurestanding things in H:SR, just know that I didn't got Lingsha's build wrong once nor twice, but THREE fucking times with the wrong stuff before I could somehow patch it up with the correct set and ornaments.
#( OOC. ) ━ ANYWAY; moving onto another world...#i am an expert at making people feel better about stuff because im a dumbass who makes mistakes. this is my special trait
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@theastralexpresscrew: "you’ve been such a pain in my ass." - Gepard because why not? ( meme source. )
he freezes on the spot, emerald eyes going wide and his jaw falling open. whatever Gepard had been saying up until now is essentially lost to the winds, entered an ear and exited the other- while a gloved finger shakily points at the captain,
“ you, ” he gasps, breathless like a fish out of water, “ of all people━ did you just said...”
the shock bleeds into hilarity, the corners of his mouth unable to stop twitching. before even he knows, there's a big grin on his face. pointless is the action of covering it with his hand.
“ ━ass? ”
Gepard Landau sure is full of surprises...
and, hey! if pointing this out helps him distract the captain long enough for Sampo to flee, that's just an added bonus!
#theastralexpresscrew#( ANSWERED. ) ━ keep 'em COMING!#i THINK gep gave him an heart attack. shocked him for life
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@theastralexpresscrew: "i am basically 100% headache right now." - Luka ( meme source. )
“ oh? ” is the surprised whristle, his mouth open into a small o. it made him interested. and a little concerned, if he had to be honest. “ considering that you're telling this to Sampo Koski, of all people, um, ” he offers a awkward smile, not at all true. “ must mean that you got a nasty concussion out of the entire thing, yes? ”
he could hold some of his fingers up and ask how many, if anything to be comical. but since this is one of the first times where he's morbidly curious about where did Luka went. and this is the first civilized conversation he can hold with the other man...
“ I'm assuming the entire thing you partecipated in went badly for you to say that? lay it on me! ”
#theastralexpresscrew#( ANSWERED. ) ━ keep 'em COMING!#look at them....... talking like two normal people
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My wife......... acquired.
#( OOC. ) ━ ANYWAY; moving onto another world...#employing my UBB (Unbothered Breakdancing Boo.thill) team to farm for her relics
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@draconicfool: you have to have hope, don’t you? because who knows. maybe tomorrow. ( meme source. )
surprisingly, instead of seeing the notion of hope as a childish thing, Eros gets a nod from the conman, blue locks moving minutely with the movement. “ beautiful thing that it is, hope, ” he offers a smile. “ keeps you alive, if anything. yeah, who knows... ”
it does seem to have touched a peculiar spot for him, instead of being a meaningless conversation he entertains for the purpose of business. his head cants to the side, lost in whatever seems to have made him zone out.
but it's gone almost as soon as it flickers on his face. “ maybe tomorrow, sure! even if not tomorrow, the day after, ” Sampo offers, chuckling. “ it's a thing we tell ourselves even if hope never comes, no? whatever keeps us afloat. ”
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OKAY SO I GOT A DECENT AMOUNT OF SLEEP. these days are rainy so I can't take my dog out without us essentially looking like we've walked out of a swamp. Draft time :B
I'm very probably getting to drafts tomorrow! These days are weird. I've basically fully shifted in being a creature of the night and then sleeping in the afternoons (sometimes) and I work mostly without sleep. Idk how I'm actually lucid, but its working for now?
#( OOC. ) ━ ANYWAY; moving onto another world...#im gonna give a bit of priority to ppl i havent interacted with yet (ill sneak one of terios asks in it as a surprise)#(terios u cant see what i just wrote. this is a surprise. u are clueless)#im also back in my project sekai era...... so ill be doing some cringey ass vocal.oid songs in between breaks
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I'm very probably getting to drafts tomorrow! These days are weird. I've basically fully shifted in being a creature of the night and then sleeping in the afternoons (sometimes) and I work mostly without sleep. Idk how I'm actually lucid, but its working for now?
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I swear I was planning to doodle some Sampo in a rare display of affection towards him, but then I fell for the oldest trick in the book, aka ''let's lay down a bit since my nerve is acting up'' and woke up six hours later with no recollection of who I was.
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Woke up wanting to draw for an important thing, ended up doing two replies and being fucking exhausted like somebody squeezed the life out of me. fml
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@resolutepath: "Are you seriously asking me for an alibi?" ( Hei) ( meme source. )
“ if it makes you feel better, I could say that I'm absolutely not being serious, and this is me joking as always- ” a sigh follows. the most dramatic, soaked-puppy sigh worthy of a Mourning Actor. “ ━but unfortunately for you, nope! I'm being serious for once. ”
hopefully his most charming smile has an effect on Hei. it usually doesn't! but maybe for once it will.
“ you could also opt out! Sampo's not forcing you- buuuuuut, it could be a long time before we see eachother, if our dear, overzealous Silvermane friends find me and put me behind bars...? you'd miss me, right? ”
an apprehensive pause.
“ please say yes. ”
#resolutepath#( ANSWERED. ) ━ keep 'em COMING!#oohh noooo i tripped and spilled all these memes out of my pocket...... helppppp
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