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WAKE UP, CRITTERS, WE HAVE A NEW HOLIDAY ALBUM!

Check it out! Four glorious holiday tracks as sung by our favorite bunch of goofballs! The release has been rolling out (Europe apparently got it first and then the US), and it's also apparently on Apple Music!

AND IT IS GLORIOUS!

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Okay, but like how did Emma and Regina not get together

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Tether

You're my tether.

Our hearts beat in time

And minds collide in symphonies.

That red string of fate that ties you and I

Will never fray, never break.

You’re my anchor.

Without you I am adrift,

And the horrors of my mind become the reality of the world.

Life withers and blooms following my wake 

So that neither of us drowns in the storm.

You’re my everything.

From the moment we met

And I heard the music of your mind.

To when I watched our threads entwine,

Turning golden and connecting us evermore.

You’re my tether.

You’re my anchor.

You’re my everything.

And we will hold each other through the end of the world.

I wrote an Imodna poem for day 3 of Imodnovember. I have been thinking about the way Laudna and Imogen describe each other for a while now and these three words really stuck out for me. The conviction with which these words are spoken showcase the depth of the love that is felt. I hope I have done them justice.

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Chapters: 2/30 Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Laudna/Imogen Temult Characters: Laudna (Critical Role), Imogen Temult Summary:

Just a bunch of One-shots because I wanted to try out writing. There will be little stories and sometimes poetry depending on my feelings of the day.

I decided to try writing. None of these chapters are going to be too long but they will have my entire heart. I hope this brings at least one person joy.

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You know how sometimes you see some art and immediately go damn I need to read more fanfiction. Now is sometimes

your lipstick stain is a work of art

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a horse girl is gonna horse girl

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Imogen, covered in sweat and blood after ripping the Sorrowlord off his dragon and dropping him to unconscious, flying up to her girlfriend who ten seconds ago Disintegrated The Leg Of Said Sorrowlord:

hi honey!!

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welcome to critical role where a bunch of dirty ass voice actors spread their legs and fly

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

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Was watching a video called ‘Marisha being proficient in note taking’ (watch the video it’s epic the link is here) where Beau is going crazy conspiracy mode and the things that gets brought up is Aeor, specifically Cognouza and in that she and Jester have a moment talking about it splitting from Aeor, specifically theorizing that maybe it is ‘a defense mechanism gone wrong’

I don’t know how much Matt had figured out at this point but from what has been revealed in Downfall,,, this theory is right on the money. It would be interesting to know if Matt had this thought out already or if Marisha’s rant inspired it, either way she knocked it out of the park - when watching the video I was shitting my pants cause of how much more Aeor lore we know now and what scraps we had of it back then and Marisha still figured that shit out it’s just impressive

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Ashton "I serve the weak, I serve the forgotten, I serve the dirt beneath our feet" Me "Saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

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dorian: [shows up with a slutty shirt, a magic dragon horse, and an approximation of how hot he'll continue to be in 20-30 years] orym: I'm about to mcfreaking lose it

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hey so what the fuck did matt mean the longstanding relationship with the ashari and the squall.

what the fuck do you mean dorym diplomatic marriage but they’re actually stupidly in love au could be REAL?????

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This new/old ship destroyed me

I am reading "You Know I'm in Love with You Right?" by PenMasterShepard. This is my first ever Vexleth fic I have read and if the rest of this pairing are 0.01% as good as this one I will never stop reading. My eyes have been opened to what was, what could have, and what never will be. I have been broken and put back together in one singular moment and I will never not look at the stars and think of those fated idiots in love.