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The Internet Explorers | 1.08

— The Dead Aren’t For Eating—

“We hope you’ve learned something from our misfortune. Although you cant go backwards, your mind and body are a time machine. So if you have regrets, amend them. If you’ve made mistakes, fix them. Or don’t, because that’s okay too.”

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The Internet Explorers | 1.07

— Blink If You Want To Die —

“And now for our live action renactment of ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’...Uh, that’s the Grinch, and i’m the dog, just in case that one wasn’t clear,”

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The Internet Explorers | 1.06

— Feed Them To The Crows —

“The curse is back. The house curse.”

“No, you are the house curse, Dan. Its not real. Its just you.”

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The Internet explorers | 1.05

— A deal with the Devil —

“we have to make a human sacrifice,”

“its for satan!”

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The Internet Explorers | 1.04

— Doomsday —

“Kinda sad isn’t it, i can’t believe the worlds ending”

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The Internet Explorers | 1.03

— PC Correctness GONE MAD —

“you only live once. so make it your best, and dont get hit by a car”

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The Internet Explorers | 1.02

— The Longer You Look At This The Worse It Gets —

“he’s being waterboarded by nature!”

“the ultimate cuck,”

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The Internet Explorers | 1.01

— The Internet Explorers —

“Its not all about finding the memes out there, its about coming to terms with the memes that are ourselves.”

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ewan: i guess i’m just too tough to cry!

michael: just today, you were crying about snakes. 

ewan, tearing up: tHEY DONT HAVE ARMS MICHAEL.

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ewan: this was a 100% successful trip. 

michael: we lost dan. 

ewan: this was a 100% successful trip.

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ewan: owo 

michael: can you stop that ?! 

ewan: ono 

dan: you see what you did ? you made him sad !

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dan: did you know that when you break a bone it will heal back stronger than before. 

ewan: so what you’re saying is i should break every bone in my body until I become invincible ? 

dan: 

dan: ewan, no

ewan: ewan yES

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dan: i always keep a note in my pocket that says “ewan did it” in case i die because if im going down, he’s going down with me.

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dan: what's the worst decision you ever made while drunk ? 

 ewan: i don't mean to brag but i don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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ewan: well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

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dan: why are you looking at me through a fork? 

michael: i’m pretending that you’re in jail. 

dan: why? 

michael: It’s spiritually healing.

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ewan: ill be honest dan, when i told you we should butter michael up before asking him for a favor, this is not what i had in mind. 

 dan: ... 

 dan: *slowly puts sticks of butter back in the fridge*