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Have you seen or heard of the beasts??? What are your thoughts on them??

"I am aware of the beasts. I feel like I remember their faces too, but I've never actually seen them. I think that... parasite... remembers them for something, I'm not sure. Thinking about it too much gives me a headache."

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is the transformation painful?

"Oh, very... I can't quite remember all the details but i-imagine it as... uhh... th-think of it feeling like having your entire body torn apart and reassembled s-several times over."

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Little reminder: people who support noncon and/or proship are NOT welcome on any of my blogs.

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"If you really want to get full control over your curse, then you should seek out the Leader of the Balancer's Ryszard. He should help you out cause he knows about every curse in existence, even the Curse of the Solitude Arcana!" - Black and White hooded Cookie

"Oh... the curse. That's what it was known as before its true nature was revealed. It's not a true curse. Th-think of it like a living creature. More accurately, a parasite."

"Unfortunately it has fused to me too much, trying to remove it could cause me to crumble. I know you want to help, but there isn't much which can be done. I'm sorry."

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I know this is hard to ask or is kind of a dumb question, but do you even remember where did you find the sword? When did you gained its power?

"Ah, the Strawberry Jam Sword. That was almost two decades ago I believe. I'm surprised I still remember what it was called before its true identity was revealed."

"An ancient shape-shifting weapon rumored to harbor a terrible curse, one which slowly turns the bearer into an unrecognizable beast of hate and agony. It was one of the first magical artifacts, you know."

"It called to me at a low time, promised me great power to prove how strong I truly am. I was a fool to listen to it. It used me as a vessel to feed its insatiable hunger for strawberry jam."

"Sometimes... I find myself losing control and turning into that thing without warning. It's been a long battle for control, but I live with it."

[[Ooc: Hello guys, it's been a while! I saw this ask in my notifications and I just HAD to bring the blog back to answer it! Also, new art style! What do you guys think?]]

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[[Ooc: hey guys I know this blog had been inactive but that doesn't mean it was gone for good. I actually got an ask about sword lore so be prepared for a little bit of a lore dump. Also it's been years and I've done quite a hit of rewriting, including Grudge Knight lore. Grudge Knight will no longer be associated with Eldritch Cookie, as it is now a demonic being.]]

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I found a holiday that does not have something super messed up as its origin. Easter which for all intents and purposes is rooted entirely in the theme of rebirth or resurrection. Meeting at an intersection of the 40 day long periods of partial fasting period practiced in most branches of Abrahamic faiths as well as general roots of spring is finally here. The eggs are suppose to represent rebirth of the land after winter. No one is quite sure where the bunny came from however.

"Neat"

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I dont think I ever got around to explaining the very werid way that chrismas came into existence. Any one up for that or how about valentines instead

"Huh...? Wha...? I- I don't think you did... b-but I probably don't want to know..."

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I was just pointing out that while I think juice and alcohol are the same thing I have no way to know for sure with out some more information. Example dose juice turn in to vinegar if opened then left alone. Because that's a difference between antifreeze and alcohol. Alcohol turns in to vinegar pretty fast once the air tight seal is broken.

"Vinegar comes from alcohol???"

"YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?"

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Okay so there may be a giant flaw in my logic becasue i just put this together. Your worlds juice is sweet and as i have gathed it seems to be your word for alcohol but alcohol is not sweet it tastes awful even if you mix in to pure sugar. But antifreeze taste sweet and it breaks down in to the same things as alcohol when ingested just in deadly amount is juice actualy antifreeze and cookie are far better at dealing with being poisoned than humans.

"Huh...? I don't get it..."

"What the fuck?"

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Yes,Dark Choco Cookie, it is frog pattern on blanket

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Yes, it patterns on it.

"Patterns"

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I would think so seeing as frogs are cold blooded and blankets work via trading your own body heat next to you. Which is why blankets on there own don't help much with hypothermia as they don't have any heat left to warm the blanket up.

"Huh...?"

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Oh, what about frog blanket, that is safe?

"Frog blanket? Does it have a frog pattern on it...?"

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I give you a frog and blanket for you, Dark Choco Cookie!

"Frog...! I- I can't keep it... one of my pets m-might eat it..."

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all of which had been voted in by the actual prossce of becoming pope. Oh here is a fun one. Once the voting prossce for chasing the next pope five years so a monk cam down from his mountain monastery and yelled at the cardinals to hurry it up already so they made him pope. He made two decried as pope one that popes are allowed to quit and two that he quits he then was imprisoned and probably murdered by the next pope

"Now you lost me."

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here is a funny one that time when there where 3 people who all claimed to be the pope and they all excommunicatecd each other

"That is odd, but I can see that happening."