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lest sketch

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Also a Lest fanart because she’s so cool I love the transfem representation🙏

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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im on the joint chopping block and dating scene call that a butchery

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They’re in love, your honour.

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wheres seasons greasons

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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also I know I'm on a AMCE kick but the obvious parallels between Teixcalaan and America keep kicking me in the gut.

the export of literature, poetry, media. Teixcalaanli epics as a parallel to Hollywood movies. the unspoken expectation that one should, of course, be fluent in the references and know the cultural context and be aware of the political shifts happening there even if one is from a sector (read: country) outside the Empire (read: the USA). the subtle and not-so-subtle mix of xenophobia and xenophilia aimed at visitors.

the idea that you're uncivilized for having missed out on "ubiquitous" experiences - "All 90s Kids Played With These Seven Forgotten Toys", "what, have you really not seen that movie? it's a classic!" "wait, you listen to American Music there? don't you people make your own?" "how have you not heard of [American band] before??"

the conflation of My Country and The World. that post about how Americans will never include their country in their address, even on international orders. thinking about how i know more about American politics than those of my own country, because those are what I see online every minute of every day.

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Don't give me tools to use.

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Don't give me tools to use.

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Don't give me tools to use.

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I just noticed...that the final animation never posted 💀

BUT LAST BUT NOT LEAST…LUMITY!! 💚💜

THANK U ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SHIP SUGGESTIONS BTW 😭💝❤️ THEY WERE A BLAST TO ANIMATE 🥺 HOPE YOU ALL HAD A HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! >:] 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Slowpoke girl enjoying the cool morning spring(???) weather

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This is Nicole. She is an amazing Canadian wood-splitting machine.

I have a huge pet peeve about people swinging axes and sledgehammers without using the kinetic chain. You have to use your entire body to get real power in your swing. And in so many movies you see actors just trying to chop things with only their arms. But Nicole has perfect form. And cute pajamas.

I'm not sure if she is technically a lumberjill. I think she just refers to herself as a wood splitter. Either way, she is badass.

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time for doomed yuri with an iconic pose

sua by @pantherfam-blog

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Anyway I think everyone involved in TTRPG spaces needs at least one bad game that sucks to just be completely obsessed with. Just one absolutely dogshit game that just won't leave your thoughts and that you can expound on for hours on end. It's good for you.