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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

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“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

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honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

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AAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO WHOLESOME

Dungeons and Dragons: A new generation.

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Me coming back online after the purge

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Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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Or did you mean

DesBEAR!

remember when they did that crossover marketing campaign in japan between dangan ronpa and ted

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slowly approaching bear

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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date a

me

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We live in a cursed timeline

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This whole thing started out with a kiss how did it end up like this?

It was only a kiss

Happy National Coming Out of Your Cage Day

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Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them!

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