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Casually watching tango play satisfactory and This MAN GOES "I WAS A DIFFERENT KIND OF DUNGEON MASTER IN A DIFFERENT LIFE" TANGO WHAT THE FUCK

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A strange trend has broken out on the hermitcraft server. It started with gem gifting skizz a shirt but quickly got out of hand, after accidentally giving skizz his new favorite shirt gem had to get one for impulse if only because he was just sulking around. So gem bought impulse a shirt that said 'im not a step dad im the dad that stepped up', but well looking for it she came across one that said 'M.I.L.F. man I love fishing' and of course she had to get that for grian. Thats when things started to get out of hand.

Grian got skizz and impulse matching shirts that said 'if lost return to impulse' for skizz and 'i'm impulse, keep him' for impulse at the same time getting scar a shirt that read 'i got a dig bick. you that read wrong. You read that wrong, too.' (it took ten minutes, three people and a white board to explain it to scar). He also got a shirt for gem that read 'just a girl keeping it reel'. Coincidentally impulse and skizz got her a shirt that read 'fishing queen classy sassy and a bit smart assy' as a thank you for getting them the original shirts.

After seeing the giggs crew rocking their shirts cleo got a couple ideas and got to work making shirts for some other hermits. The first one they made was small shirt for joe that said 'talk to the hand puppet'. (He was very happy to get it), then she made a shirt for ren that said ' lone wolf' with a picture of a wolf on it. Ren had quite the laught after getting it and finally gave doc a ahirt that read 'i'm not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking' which doc absolutely adores.

Ren, joe and doc then teamed up to find cleo a shirt and after a couple hours if bickering they landed on a shirt that read 'zombies eat brians, dont worry your safe' which cleo said fit their vibe exactly.

At some time during all of this a hermit sent xisuma a shirt with 'never underestimate me, I control the server' on it, he loves it and wants to thank the person who got it for him but no one will fess up to giving him it.

Bdubs got a 'short king' shirt that he did not appreciate, joel got a shirt that says 'i miss my wife' and Pearl got a moth man shirt.

In only a couple weeks after gem first saw the shirt for skizz for everyone to have at least one dumb shirt with a quote on it.

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Skizz was working on his base when his communicator went off

Geminitay: have you checked your mail today?

Skizzleman: nope

Skizzleman: should i got check it?

Geminitay: yes i sent you something

Skizzleman: is it going to kill me

Geminitay: no you wierdo its just a gift

Skizz chuckled to himself as he closed his communicator and flew over to his mail box.

Sure enough the light indicating a package was lit up, inside was a shulcker box with a bow on it and a tag that read 'from gem to dad #2'. Skizz opened the box and pulled out the shirt.

Gem saw the shirt online and bought it for skizz as a joke. She forgot she ordered it until it came in but the joke was still funny so she cut the sleeves off to look like skizz's suit and sent it off, messaging skizz to tell him to go check his mail then promptly got distracted and forgot about it again.

Untill the weekly hermitcraft meeting when skizz walked in with his chest puffed out wearing the shirt that said "yes! i'm a lucky dad. i have a freaking awesome daughter she's stubborn, messy and a bit silly sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior we are the best partners in crime and i'm proud to be her dad

(yes, she bought me this)"

Grian nearly fell out of his seat laughing as gem tried to hide her head in her hands.

In the end they all had a good laught and skizz refuses to give up the shirt.

Gem also got one for impulse because he was salty.

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Chat moment from stream (skizz called out a customer in hunger hermits that was about to run out of patience)

He was only even meant to watch

Anyway watcher skizz fanart please :D

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EVERYONE GO FOLLOW SKIZZ ON TWITCH

GET THIS MAN TO 100K FOLLOWERS

HE DESERVES IT HE IS SO FUNNY

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Having a bad day?

Here's a solution

1) look up just dance 24k magic

2) picture your favorite hermitcraft duo doing the dance

3) profit

My personal favorite are grian and mumbo, imp and skizz, and anyone with the juppet. Because the idea of his arms flailing around doing that stupid dance is so fucking funny.

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Annndddd I wrote a story about it

Part one

Part two

My two braincells bumped together and I had a thought

Skizz/impulse wearing a shirt that says something along the lines of 'im not a step dad I'm the dad that stepped up' with gem/grian/scar either bent over laughing (cuz they got them the shirt) or embarrassed. No in-between.

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That one give impulse vibes

This one is skizz

My two braincells bumped together and I had a thought

Skizz/impulse wearing a shirt that says something along the lines of 'im not a step dad I'm the dad that stepped up' with gem/grian/scar either bent over laughing (cuz they got them the shirt) or embarrassed. No in-between.

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My two braincells bumped together and I had a thought

Skizz/impulse wearing a shirt that says something along the lines of 'im not a step dad I'm the dad that stepped up' with gem/grian/scar either bent over laughing (cuz they got them the shirt) or embarrassed. No in-between.

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When you said Hermes i thought of Joel's and Sausage's kid from empires so you are not alone in the brain rot

I'm so deep in the brain rot I was watching rudolf the red nosed reindeer and when Hermes said "let's be independent together" I thought "wow that's just like the tuff guys in wild life"

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Joel was officially added and not 12 seconds in the started posting fast and furious memes and such, it got so bad that they put him on mute it which he complained to gem until she threatened grian to unmute him.

Look I like angsty watcher grian being forced to make his friends play inescapable and unending death games for the enjoyment of cosmic beings

But

What about life series members enjoying the games.

What about the life series members on hermitcraft going up to grian and asking when the next game is going to be.

What about after the games end all the members meet up on a private server and celibate the winner and talk strategy for next time.

What about a winners only group chat that is just 90% cat memes from scar.

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I hope after the stream we get fanart of mrs.skizz as a god like entity. I love the whole 'streamers significant other as gods/ cosmic entity'

I just think it's neat

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Pumpkin mumscarian

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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I kinda hope etho splits from tango and B-Dubs and goes live with gem and Joel cuz I think it would be fun

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I think as a community we all moved past this way too fast with how funny it is.

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It's the 4 g's

Is this anything?