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Skittles: gay skizzleman fans

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Hermitcraft species headcanons. It's also really obvious which hermits I watch

Grian- watcher/parrot avatar: has watcher powers but only uses them in an emergency, has big parrot wings, bird legs, and feet. He does pitch on other hermits, his favorites being Mumbo, scar, gem, impulse, and Skizz (so Magic Mountain minus Joel because he will go limp on purpose). He also sometimes will randomly swoop in, land on a hermit, and take off hard to knock them off balance, his favorite victims being Scar, Joel, and Doc. He has tried to knock Mumbo off but can never get him to fall over for some reason.

Skizz-angle of justice/laughter: has a full angel form. Some of his scars are actually closed eyes. Any sword he welds gets fire aspect until he puts it down. His normal form has a pair of wings and a halo, if he gets overly emotional(stressed, angry, happy, etc) he will gain two more sets of wings, and the halo will become tilted and another one will appear overlapping in front of his eyes(he can still see clear as day) this is not his true form, the only one who has seen his true form is impulse.

Impulsesv-demon: demon of ambition, semi-fireproof but not much. Has a full demon form. Much like Skizz, he has the form he presents most of the time, and when he feels strong emotions, his looks become more demonic. For his every day, he has two small horns on his forehead that go from his normal skin tone to an ashy black and a forked tail that has the same effect. His wings are like bat wings and have small yellow talens on the ends. For his more demonic look, his horns get bigger, his eyes will start to glow, his teeth will become too big to fit in his mouth, and when his tail strikes the ground, it creates sparks. Also, like Skizz, this is not his true form, and Skizz is the only one to have seen it.

Gem-shapeshifter: the main form is a humanoid with deer antlers, usually with flowers and vines woven in.

Scar-vex: made a deal with the vex and became one. His normal form is a human, but if he gets angry, which is rare, his skin turns blue. He can also summon vex wings and can turn into 1-3 small vexes, can only walk through walls and fly when he is in either vex form.

Mumbo-vampier bat/part watcher: can shift to and from bat form but rarely does it mostly because he forgets he can. Gained the watcher part after eating grians soul back in season 8.

Joel- meat-eating pixie hybrid: has sharp teeth for tearing into meat and can shift from his human size to pixie size.

Tango- blaze: fully fireproof, arms are disconnected, but that is usually hidden with his shirt/hoodie, has blaze rods floating around his head and will sometimes use them if he needs one and will give them to other hermits if they ask.

Pearl- moth: has moth wings and antennas. Every once in a while a hermit will find them staring at a light and have to drag them away

Etho- arctic fox: can freely shift from human to fox form and will use this power exclusively to prank people. In human form, he has fox ears and a tail.

False- eagle avatar: has eagle wings,

Ren- dog: on a full moon, he will turn into a full dog, but like a Minecraft dog (zed makes sure to stay inside during full moons because of this), he can also shift into a dog outside of the full moon with the bonus of still being in control. He is allergic to things dogs can't eat, like chocolate, but they just give him a stomach ache, so he sometimes just eats the stuff anyway. In his human form, he has dog ears and a very fluffy tail. If a hermit throws a stick or something around, no matter what state he is in, he will chase it.

Cleo- zombie: sometimes they have to sew their limbs back on, and for whatever reason they can't do it, they will get Joe to do it; other hermits are allowed, but Joe does the best Joe and has fun, colorful thread.

Beef- long-horned cow/bull: has long bull horns that make it annoying to go through doors sometimes.

Xsuma/evil X- void walker: although he technically can breathe the air in the overworld, it is a lot harder, so he wears the suit to help him breathe with the added bonus of having it temper regularly because the end is a lot colder than the overworld.

Hypno- wasp: wasp :)

Cub- vex: was born a vex. They had the same vex features as Scar with the same mechanics.

Doc- creeper/goat/cyborg: doc started as just a normal creeper hybrid, but then he had his arm ripped off, so he made himself a new one with some perks, of course. Then he lost his eye, so he replaced that, and then he just kept going. He now has goat horns, a robotic spine, and butterfly wings, along with countless other modifications. Now, it's not the changes that Doc made to himself that freak the hermits out; most of the hermits think it's really cool, but the fact that no one can figure out how the hell he did it. Replacing an arm by yourself is one thing but a spine. A SPINE DOC. It wasn't even necessary he just did it.

Joe-???: nobody knows what Joe is; everyone just knows he is not human. The most common theory is that he is a ghost, but due to the nature of Joe Hill, nobody is sure. It certainly doesn't help that he keeps saying he is from a place called Nashville, Tennessee, and the hermits can't figure out if it's a server name or a dimension or whatever; most of them have just given up on trying to understand Joe Hills and just accept whatever he is.

Xb- guardian: elder guardian hybrid, has retractable gills and a tail.

Keralis- ethereal being: whatever he is it is not human for one and two, has been here long before the universe formed

Zedaph- sheep: normal sheep hybrid, can be nametag _jeb, but the person who does this will end up with various zany redstone contraptions that may or may not be lethal

Wels- falcon: has falcon wings

Jevin- slime: blue slime

Bdubs- mossy glare: he's solar-powered.

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Something's from Mumbo's new episode (EP.43)

1. I really want to live in Mumbo's little town. I want to walk down the street and stop to talk to Jill and Bill, I want to just roam around and make small talk.

2. The PVP section is one of my favorite things on the planet. Just the first couple times he wins he just sounds so so happy and excited.

I really like watching Mumbo's videos; this season especially has just been wonderful to watch; if you are not watching Mumbo Jumbo, I highly recommend it.

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Tango was sitting on an oak long in front of Skizz's base, shoving handfuls of popcorn in his mouth when Zedaph landed next to him.

"What in voids name are they doing"

"This is such a dumb idea," Impulse sighed as he worked on balancing himself on one of Doc's shoulders.

"No, it's not; it's an amazing idea, Dipple dop," Skizz practically yells well, trying to get on Doc's other shoulder.

"You know that trope of the angle and devil on your shoulders," Tango says to Zed, not looking away from the chaos unfolding in front of them. Zed nods, also not taking his eyes off of Imp,skizz, and Doc.

"Ok, so that explains that," he gestures forward, "but what happened to Scar?" Both Zed and Tango look down at Scar, who is lying face down in the grass, finney consciously sniffing Scar's nose while Katy Bee curls up and lays down on his back.

"Scar was attempted number two," Tangos says, his gazes shifting back in front of him as Scar groans, reaching an arm out to pet Finney.

"Oh.. two?" Zed question.

"Xisuma didn't make it," Tango says

"That explains how he was squashed to death," Zed says, reviewing the world chat.

"Ok on the count of three" as skizz says this tango gently hits zeds arm with the back of his hand. Both men watch as Skizz counts down and Doc stands up. As soon as Doc gets fully on his feet, he starts stumbling, and as a result of the sudden movement, skizz grabs onto Doc's head.

"VERDAMMT, SKIZZ, NIMM DEINE HÄNDE VON MEINEN AUGEN, ICH KANN NICHTS SEHEN" (damn it skizz, get your hands off my eyes I can't see) Doc yells as he starts stumbling backward at an alarming speed and before anyone could do or say anything more doc fell backward into the cave skizz's base was settled in.

Zed looks at his world chat.

Docm77 hit the ground too hard

Skizzleman hit the ground too hard

ImpulseSV hit the ground too hard

Tango and Zed explode into laughter as Impulse and Skizz respond at a nearby bed.

Skizz grabs a book, crosses something out and scribbles something down then getting up and moving the couple of block they were using to help climb onto doc with forward. After resetting his pile of blocks he takes out his communicator and starts typing.

Skizzleman: hey mumbo you free?

Mumbo: I am

Skizzleman: mind coming over to the crack ally, I need help with a project

Mumbo: sure, on my way.

Zed sets down a block of pink wool next to the tango and sits down; tango holds out the bowl of popcorn to him. Zed takes a handful as Mumbo lands next to Impulse and Skizz.

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Casually watching tango play satisfactory and This MAN GOES "I WAS A DIFFERENT KIND OF DUNGEON MASTER IN A DIFFERENT LIFE" TANGO WHAT THE FUCK

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A strange trend has broken out on the hermitcraft server. It started with gem gifting skizz a shirt but quickly got out of hand, after accidentally giving skizz his new favorite shirt gem had to get one for impulse if only because he was just sulking around. So gem bought impulse a shirt that said 'im not a step dad im the dad that stepped up', but well looking for it she came across one that said 'M.I.L.F. man I love fishing' and of course she had to get that for grian. Thats when things started to get out of hand.

Grian got skizz and impulse matching shirts that said 'if lost return to impulse' for skizz and 'i'm impulse, keep him' for impulse at the same time getting scar a shirt that read 'i got a dig bick. you that read wrong. You read that wrong, too.' (it took ten minutes, three people and a white board to explain it to scar). He also got a shirt for gem that read 'just a girl keeping it reel'. Coincidentally impulse and skizz got her a shirt that read 'fishing queen classy sassy and a bit smart assy' as a thank you for getting them the original shirts.

After seeing the giggs crew rocking their shirts cleo got a couple ideas and got to work making shirts for some other hermits. The first one they made was small shirt for joe that said 'talk to the hand puppet'. (He was very happy to get it), then she made a shirt for ren that said ' lone wolf' with a picture of a wolf on it. Ren had quite the laught after getting it and finally gave doc a shirt that read 'i'm not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking' which doc absolutely adores.

Ren, joe and doc then teamed up to find cleo a shirt and after a couple hours if bickering they landed on a shirt that read 'zombies eat brians, dont worry your safe' which cleo said fit their vibe exactly.

At some time during all of this a hermit sent xisuma a shirt with 'never underestimate me, I control the server' on it, he loves it and wants to thank the person who got it for him but no one will fess up to giving him it.

Bdubs got a 'short king' shirt that he did not appreciate, joel got a shirt that says 'i miss my wife' and Pearl got a moth man shirt.

In only a couple weeks after gem first saw the shirt for skizz for everyone to have at least one dumb shirt with a quote on it.

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Skizz was working on his base when his communicator went off

Geminitay: have you checked your mail today?

Skizzleman: nope

Skizzleman: should i got check it?

Geminitay: yes i sent you something

Skizzleman: is it going to kill me

Geminitay: no you wierdo its just a gift

Skizz chuckled to himself as he closed his communicator and flew over to his mail box.

Sure enough the light indicating a package was lit up, inside was a shulcker box with a bow on it and a tag that read 'from gem to dad #2'. Skizz opened the box and pulled out the shirt.

Gem saw the shirt online and bought it for skizz as a joke. She forgot she ordered it until it came in but the joke was still funny so she cut the sleeves off to look like skizz's suit and sent it off, messaging skizz to tell him to go check his mail then promptly got distracted and forgot about it again.

Untill the weekly hermitcraft meeting when skizz walked in with his chest puffed out wearing the shirt that said "yes! i'm a lucky dad. i have a freaking awesome daughter she's stubborn, messy and a bit silly sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior we are the best partners in crime and i'm proud to be her dad

(yes, she bought me this)"

Grian nearly fell out of his seat laughing as gem tried to hide her head in her hands.

In the end they all had a good laught and skizz refuses to give up the shirt.

Gem also got one for impulse because he was salty.

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Chat moment from stream (skizz called out a customer in hunger hermits that was about to run out of patience)

He was only even meant to watch

Anyway watcher skizz fanart please :D

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EVERYONE GO FOLLOW SKIZZ ON TWITCH

GET THIS MAN TO 100K FOLLOWERS

HE DESERVES IT HE IS SO FUNNY

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Having a bad day?

Here's a solution

1) look up just dance 24k magic

2) picture your favorite hermitcraft duo doing the dance

3) profit

My personal favorite are grian and mumbo, imp and skizz, and anyone with the juppet. Because the idea of his arms flailing around doing that stupid dance is so fucking funny.

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Annndddd I wrote a story about it

Part one

Part two

My two braincells bumped together and I had a thought

Skizz/impulse wearing a shirt that says something along the lines of 'im not a step dad I'm the dad that stepped up' with gem/grian/scar either bent over laughing (cuz they got them the shirt) or embarrassed. No in-between.

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That one give impulse vibes

This one is skizz

My two braincells bumped together and I had a thought

Skizz/impulse wearing a shirt that says something along the lines of 'im not a step dad I'm the dad that stepped up' with gem/grian/scar either bent over laughing (cuz they got them the shirt) or embarrassed. No in-between.

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My two braincells bumped together and I had a thought

Skizz/impulse wearing a shirt that says something along the lines of 'im not a step dad I'm the dad that stepped up' with gem/grian/scar either bent over laughing (cuz they got them the shirt) or embarrassed. No in-between.

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When you said Hermes i thought of Joel's and Sausage's kid from empires so you are not alone in the brain rot

I'm so deep in the brain rot I was watching rudolf the red nosed reindeer and when Hermes said "let's be independent together" I thought "wow that's just like the tuff guys in wild life"

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Joel was officially added and not 12 seconds in the started posting fast and furious memes and such, it got so bad that they put him on mute it which he complained to gem until she threatened grian to unmute him.

Look I like angsty watcher grian being forced to make his friends play inescapable and unending death games for the enjoyment of cosmic beings

But

What about life series members enjoying the games.

What about the life series members on hermitcraft going up to grian and asking when the next game is going to be.

What about after the games end all the members meet up on a private server and celibate the winner and talk strategy for next time.

What about a winners only group chat that is just 90% cat memes from scar.

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I hope after the stream we get fanart of mrs.skizz as a god like entity. I love the whole 'streamers significant other as gods/ cosmic entity'

I just think it's neat

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Pumpkin mumscarian