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shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

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— Nitya Prakash

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Original

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The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.

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careful repairs (on clive)

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Saltburn has nothing on the fanfic writers for Hannibal

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trying to tell your mother that her actions actually do affect you somewhat on occasion

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The different classes as I remember

Barbarian- Fuck it all the way up. You wanna fuck shit up? Go a head darlin’ you go. Literally rage and kill everything you need to feel secure u beautiful brutal bitch

Bard- Listen you music-loving slut we just want you to play music and be helpful for eight seconds and p l e a s e don’t get us in trouble for sticking your dick somewhere you’re not supposed too.

Cleric- You heal.

But for the Lord

Druid- This what happens when every girl in a sundress and flower crown takes a picture of themselves sitting in a feild and puts “nature lover ❤️🌼🌳🌻🌱😚” in their insta bio and also touches some radioactive moss and gets superpowers based on vegan sterotypes

Fighter- First rule of this club

Monk- Sorta kinda just like the fighter but like also can fight well with fists, and not a sword.

Paladin- You fight.

But for the LORD

Ranger- (I’m not too familiar with this one but like aren’t they good with bows and shooty shit right? Right?)

Rogue- Like every side character in a sixth-grade reading level fantasy novel that you’re shocked is the villain when you read it but after you’re older it’s like “Why didn’t I expect shady mcbitchbitch who was stealthy and good with daggers when they met our protagonist”

Sorceror- Harry Potter type inherited magic

Warlock- Hey bud wanna buy some magic for the small price of ur entire soul

Wizard- Power, truly is knowledge, and knowledge comes from power, but really they’re just mad they have to study all this shit when the previous two just HAVE it like it’s a poverty-stricken coming-of-age story in upper middle class neighborhoods when they live outside them in a one-story townhouse.

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It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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Plot twist it’s a Thomas Jefferson binder

he transitioned, it's hatsune mike now

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You gotta give props to Mads Mikkelsen for playing such a pretentious character who constantly talks in metaphors because I know for a fact he didn’t understand at least half of what he was saying, but still slayed that role so hard

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