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I’m allergic to the Reese’s pieces Buttercup Milkshake

Sin: I got most of my good qualities from my mother. My looks, my charm, my wit.

Sol: What did you get from your father?

Sin: Food allergies.

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testament: god my knees hurt sucking johnny's dick

sol: WHAT WERE YOU SUCKING JOHNNY'S DICK OR SOMETHING

testament:

sol:

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HOT MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE

-Neco Happy Chaos

Has anyone seen Johnny and Testament? https://www.patreon.com/cherrypicmilk

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Oh~

Testament with the sweet tooth :)

Full 18+ here!

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Testament joins the crew!

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i want johnny to be added to strive and in his arcade mode he just randomly is like "oh hey testament remember that time we fucked?" and testament is like "yeah lol" and its never brought up again. no one brings it up again. daisuke never mentions it in a backyard or anything. this is canon now and there's nothing you can do to fight it.

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Juilty jear on da ZA

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Guilty Gear Characters ranked by how high they look in their Accent Core Portrait

To celebrate 4/20, I will be ranking every single Guilty Gear Accent Core portrait from least to most blazed out of their mind!

23.Potemkin

Everyone else got so high that there was no weed left when Potemkin arrived, leaving the Zeppian soldier angry and weedless.

22. Ky Kiske

The illyrian king does not know what weed is and has taken an anti-drug pledge back in highschool. He refuses to even think about anything with caffeine in it, much less actual drugs. He is judging you.

21.Venom

Venom similarly did not get any of the weed, He’s similarly quite miffed about this predicament and is currently going for the kill.

20.Chipp Zanuff

The self declared president refuses to even try a weed, no matter what day it is. He looks down at you with scorn, ready to give you his own personal Drug Psa/Friendship Speech. Winners don’t do drugs, you’ve never seen Goku with a blunt, now have you?

19.Millia Rage

She’s judging you.

18.Zappa

Not actually high, arrived here while the weed was being handed out and got a headache from the smell. Left ASAP. 

17. Jam Kuradoberi

She made weed brownies as a 4/20 special and is currently checking your eyes to see how effective they are. She’s considering calling a doctor.

16. Testament

They are both judging you and trying their very best not to make it noticable that they accidentally ate a weed brownie earlier, because of which they can now see a skeleton dancing in the edge of their vision.

15. Baiken

Similarly judging you for being a lightweight. Took a few brownies herself to make Anji more tolerable. Is suprisingly less stabby than she usually is.

14.A.B.A.

Took her first weed a few hours ago and is currently suffering the after effects. Honestly just wants to go home. Doesn’t remember where she parked Paracelsus.

13. Faust

Got called in by Jam because her weed brownies are too strong. Impossible to tell how high exactly he is due to the bag on his head, however the glowing eye makes it likely that he snuck off with a little snack after he treated his patients.

12.Slayer

Ate the most weed brownies out of everyone but is very easily holding himself together. Has years of experience pretending not to be high. Is patting your back and telling you a story about how he and Nagoriyuki got absolutely blazed in a karaoke bar in the 19th century.

11.Order Sol

Just passed you the bong with an expression that says “here you go my man, this is the good shit.”

10.Johnny

Was right before Order Sol in the blunt rotation. Is currently thinking about women. The sunglasses are hiding it well but he’s completly out of his mind.

9.Anji Mito

Put extra weed in the brownies. Quite stoned himself but knows exactly what he did. Is not sorry for what he did.

8.I-no

Tripping balls. Is currently trying to remember if she turned the stove off before coming here. Is gonna return to a burned down home and an on fire Raven.

7.Robo-Ky

is a bong

6.Eddie

Did not realize corpses could actually get high and scarfed down an entire batch of brownies. Is currently on another planet. Does not remember his own name. Zato-one was never revived, Eddie is still high as of Xrd.

5.Dizzy

First time weed consumer and absolute light weight. Has no idea what’s going on but thinks everything is really nice. has been staring at her own tail swishing back and forth for the better part of an hour now.

4. Axl Low

Chewsday innit

3. May

Snuck off with Johnny’s bong. Can taste colors. Wil try to touch your face.

2. Sol Badguy

Stoned out of his fucking mind. Can’t handle weed as well as he could during his holy order days. Is currently drooling onto himself. There are no thoughts behind that headband.

1.Bridget

My daughter, she is sick. Her face, it is melting.

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when your plan backfires😔 by きつね！！@kitsune23sta

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Important announcement to all Gearsters:

The official ship name for Johnny x Testament is Johnny Test. Please keep this in mind.

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Should Johnny get his Own Plush to be with Testament????

(i would say yes...)

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JohnnyTest is my favourite non canon relationship. And im sorry if that offends people but this is real life and the dumb as fuck cowboy katana man gets the nonbinary representation of death.

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three of my fav lil sillies

Yippie Gear Strive

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never mind, i figured it out :)

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My little ponnyyy

my little poonyy

aaaaAAA

My little pony, i used to wonder what friendship could be

My little pony, until you all shared its magic with me

big adventure

tons of fun

a beautiful heart

faithful and strong

sharing kindness is an easy feat

and magic makes it all complete

yeah my little ponnyyy

dont you know you are my very best friendssss

Pony ATTACK

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I wouldn't be shocked if he was in the backrooms semi-frequently

for them, it was a tuesday

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this but add a comic of robo ky and venom

student council found the yaoi

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I like Miku, I like Peppino, I don't know what else to tell you

I actually love vocaloid music.

I'm satisfied. going to sleep.