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‘𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘’ 👴

When situational awareness drops below a certain level… 😐

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(read it with an Australian accent. It’s fun 😄)

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‘𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦’ 🐫🦎🦎

Animals can be so cruel. 😶

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‘🅱🅻🅸🅽🅳’ 🦮👨‍🦯

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‘𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑷’ 🚗💨

Would a round trip be twice as long as infinite?

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‘𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂’  🚪🏃‍♂️💨

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Yesterday I ate Cheetos™ with a fork.

WTF is wrong with me???

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‘𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞’ 🗣👩‍🦰

He should have a lawyer check the legal validity of his claims. 😜

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‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟰’ 💡

New Year’s resolutions. Making changes. Working on myself.

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‘𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡’ 🟩 🟩

When the memory of a lost love hits hard. 🥺

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‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟯’ 🦊🪑

Who put the ‘fur’ in ‘furniture’? 😉

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‘𝙸𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙳’ 🔴

Modern motion detection tech is getting brutal. 😅

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‘𝙲𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙳’ 🔥

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‘𝑺𝑰𝑮𝑵𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑳𝑼𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬’ 🎧

When an influencer doesn’t “read” the “signs”... 😉😏

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‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟮’

Here's a silly visual pun to distract you from all the going-ons.

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‘𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐒’

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‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟭’ 🏌️‍♂️⛳

I thought I'd post something short en stupid again. 😊