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I’m live over on Twitch right now, streaming Akash: Path of the Five! Come say hello ☺�� and watch me go after Lux AKA Ray Chase AKA best golden boi

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I wrote some porn for Akash: Path of the Five. Go check it out on my other blog 

DOWN TO EARTH - Rowan

1,985 words | NSFW

Oh, Goddess… Not again.

Rowan cringed, staying seated at his desk while his other classmates filed out of the room, one after the other. On any other afternoon, the earth elemental would have easily been one of the first to fly out of his chair, eager to be away from the forced confines of learning and outside instead. At least there he didn’t have to feel self-conscious for not knowing the answer to Elder Borasco’s pop quiz on the blah blah war of the year blah blah, or rely on Lux’s sense of empathy and allow him to copy his lecture notes. To say Rowan disliked academics would be an understatement.

But he had no desire to leave right now, let alone stand, the idea far from his mind as he crossed his muscular arms around his torso, hands balled into fists as he concentrated on his very inconvenient, very firm, very erect predicament causing a nuisance in his trousers. He groaned to himself. It’s all her fault–she’s especially pretty today. 

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Do you have a mobile master list?!?

If you click on the hyperlink in my bio, it will direct you to my masterlist. Just tried it out on mobile and it’s a werkin. Probably answering this seven millennia too late but there you go!

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TOP O’ THE MORNING TO YOU POTATO-FUCKER ASS THOTS 🥔 💋 IT'S 🍆 MmMMMARCH 🍆 & U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: ST PATDICKS DAY 😻KISS THIS PUSSY BITCH😻🍀PUT ON UR GREEN PANTIES. 🤸‍♀️GUZZLE GREEN JIZZ. 🍾 SUCK A LEPRECHAUN DICK 🍄 UNTIL HE LEADS U TO THAT POT OF GOLD. 🌈 IF U WANT SUM1 TO SHAMROCK ☘️ UR WORLD THEN SEND THIS TO ALL UR FAVORITE HOES SO U CAN GET THE LICK OF THE IRISH. 🍀 IF U GET THIS BACK 10 TIMES THEN UR CRUSH WILL👄 KISS UR BLARNEY STONE & U WILL HAVE GR8 SEX FOR ST PATRICK'S DAY. 🔥

going through my inbox and you bet your sweet hiney I’m gonna respond to this right the fuck now, in june, a year late, cause I’m a massive dork 

kiss my blarney stone you magic mama

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OH EM GEE I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW NOODS ON MY FEED! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 🙈🙈

...well, I had a nice, long, sappy answer to this written up but I accidentally hit the X to close my text box and now I’m feeling GREAT

Anyhow, to sum everything up—took a break from writing, not sure if I’ll return to FFXV fandom writing but won’t be focusing much on it. Started writing my first novel with the goal of printing and selling, it’s actually heavily based on Chasing Suns plot but with original characters, massive story changes and a much more custom world.

Oh, and I had a kid. Surprise!

Don’t worry, it was a shock to me as well—I was not expecting to be, uhh, expecting. So that eats up literally all of my free time.

So in short, you may see me here and there on this account, or over on @akashthotwrites screaming about my favourite elemental boys.

Because I mean really, like y’all could truly get rid of me. 😂

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*dry, hacking cough*

Hello ye olde followers. To say it’s been a while is an understatement.

I’ve crawled out of indefinite hiatus to share a special little something with you guys. As some of you may know, my friend @louisvuittontrashbags was working on a video game over the past few years.

Well, that game is finally finished, and oh. My. God y’all, it’s incredible. The artwork is vivid and beautiful, the story is written flawlessly and.... the MEN. Girl. The MEN.

If the gorgeous men weren’t enough to gain your interest (in which case, hi, hello? Look again) then the voice talents will coax you with promise of reward in the sheer sexy and downright breathtaking work they put into each of their roles.

You may recognize some of these names: SungWon Cho, Andrew Love, Chris Patton, Brandon McInnis and... Ray Chase.

That’s right you FFXV fans—Ray Chase voices Lux, the light elemental and best golden boy. And did I mention there’s moans? Oh yes. It’s GOOD SHIT.

But in all seriousness, I’ve already played through every route and can attest how much I enjoyed the game as a whole. I thought I went in with favourites predetermined, but some of them snuck up on me. Ignatius for example—I thought without a doubt he’d be my least favourite, but I would let him draw me like one of his French girls anyday (play it to find out the reference 😉)

I also cannot tell you how absolutely proud I am of LV for the work she’s put into this project. She worked her ass off, even while caring for her new son, to deliver a story that is worth telling over and over again. I’ve seen some of the in-progress work and her hurdles overcome with developing this title, and you will definitely see it in the plot, the music, the artwork and of course, the love interests you will fall head over heels for.

So please, give this game a go and follow @akashgame on here. Also, for those looking for new content from me... well, when I’m not working on my first novel destined for print (yep, I’m Doing the Thing) I will be periodically posting dirty writings on the Akash boys over on my new blog, @akashthotwrites

Thanks y’all. ♥️

-mish

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0964-CUSA07747_00-AKASHPATHOFTHE05 (regular edition)

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0964-CUSA07747_00-AKASHDELUXEBNDLE (deluxe bundle)

Akash is now available on NA PSN! We thank you for supporting us all this time and we hope you enjoy. 💕

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I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?!

WHAT

WHAT IN TARNATION

I AINT SHOULD BE FEELIN THIS THORST FOR HNNGNIS BUT WELP

HERE WE ARE THX 2 U

12 Reasons to Have a Stroke™ - Ignis Scientia (NSFW)

Author’s Note: BONJOUR BITCHES. I’m here with the second instalment and this time it’s Ignis’ turn to beat the meat! Not gonna lie Iggy is a character I struggle with writing, he fought me every step of the way, but I dove deep into Ignis Hell FOR SCIENCE and came back enlightened. I hope you liked what I’ve cooked up this time! @singergurl91 and @strikecommandher requested a tag and I’m more than happy to oblige!

Number 2: Duty and Distance Got in the Way

Being the King’s advisor meant Ignis’ duties often carried him far from your loving embrace. Most of the time he managed to cope with that absence just fine –but in these past few days on the road, the insatiable yearning for your touch had been particularly hard to ignore. Night after night, Ignis lay awake in his tent, missing the warmth of your body next to his –longing to indulge in pleasures he knew only you could provide. Your scheduled phone call was a bad idea, Ignis knew this –the sound of your voice only serving to fuel the ache in his heart– but he had no idea you would actively make it worse. It started out innocent with simple chatter, yet here he was minutes later, with his pants around his ankles –cock throbbing in his grasp.

“Ignis, please…please don’t stop.”

Your sweet, wanton voice egged him on over the speakers, mewling soft words of encouragement. Ignis tore his gaze from the roof of the tent and looked at his phone –discarded at the top of his bedroll in favour of a more hands-free approach to your call. The hand on his cock never once stopped its sluggish strokes, even as Ignis contemplated his options. How could he resist when you begged so sweetly for him? Sneaky little minx–you were doing this on purpose. Once he got back to the Citadel you were going to answer for this torture.

“You will regret teasing me so, kitten,” Ignis let out, bringing one of his hands to his lips and ripping off the leather material with his teeth. It was too hot in here. Your debauched whimpering was driving him mad. Ignis knew he couldn’t fight this feeling much longer –his erection twitched in his palm with every eager cry you uttered into the receiver. Knowing you were on the other side of Lucis, wet and wanting for his cock –the thought alone was unbearable. His fingers slipped under the edge of his glasses to wipe the sweat off his brow –then started their trek down his neck and torso to undo the buttons of his dress shirt. Ignis needed to do something –anything, to relieve himself from some of this heat.

This was a time sensitive issue: every passing second brought him closer to being discovered. If he didn’t finish his business soon one of his friends would undoubtedly come looking for him. Ignis stared at the tent opening, the image of one of the boys barging in and catching an eyeful of this shameful display flashing before his eyes. The gloved hand on his cock stilled for a moment. This was absolutely crazy and not to mention very –very inappropriate.

He would have stopped then and there, hadn’t it been for the downright sinful purr you let out over the speakers. “Ignis, please…I’m so close! I miss you –I want you inside me!”

Something snapped –every single one of his worries forgotten the moment your voice reached his ears. The leather clad hand on Ignis’ cock resumed its task with enthusiasm. His grip was gentle, much like how’d you’d treat him, but the pace he’d set for himself was urgent –needy. The coarse material of the glove provided a delicious kind of friction –no wonder you insisted he wore them during sex. Visions of your gentle hands pumping his cock provided unlimited inspiration; deft fingers danced across his shaft, making sure to pay special attention to the throbbing vein running along the underside of its length. You always did like to play with that thing, dragging your tongue along the base of his cock just shy of touching it.

Your name possessed his tongue: it was the only word Ignis was still able to form in his current state. The movements of his wrist became erratic, sliding up and down at a gruelling pace –edging the man closer to oblivion with each buck of his hips. Your depraved whimpering in his ear only spurred him on, pushing him further into a state of bliss. Little by little, Ignis lost all sense of self. For all his loquacity and fancy speech, the man sure did become a bumbling mess once he was getting close. Eventually, all words –even your name– left him. Only sensual, reserved moans remained –tumbling from his lips one after another.  

His breathing became uneven, hurried and desperate. The shift in his voice was enough to send you over the edge on your side, which in turn served as the final nail in the coffin for Ignis.

A deep, unrestrained groan rumbled in Ignis’ chest, loud enough for anyone to hear. The hand that was not currently tending to his cock shot up, smacking against his lips as he tried –in vain– to silence himself. His release hit him fast and hard: cock convulsing furiously as he came onto his exposed chest and abdomen. 

Every movement outside the tent had stilled, the campsite settling into a deathly silence. After an agonizing 30 seconds of utter quiet, Gladio’s voice rose up from outside. “You okay in there, Specs?”

Ignis waited a moment to collect himself whilst he glared at the muffled, breathless sniggering coming from his phone –then called out, as composed as he could manage. “Yes, of course. Everything in order.”

You were going to pay dearly for this once he got back to Insomnia.

Author’s note: Ardyn is up next! Thanks for reading and until next time, you marvelous thots! PREVIOUS - NEXT

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GORL DAYUM

no but seriously, I love, love love love this. It was vivid and perfect and GIMME GIMME MORE 😍😩♥️

mercy — ravus — nsfw

a waking whim and a gentle startup to my stillness, thanks for your patience. this is fairly short compared to everything i have in progress right now (which is terrifying and always has me a few seconds away from abandoning it) but we’ll see how i’ll go about it when nearing completion. ♥️

“Please…please let me come, please…” the whimper you swallow comes back up when you feel his hips slam against you again. His pace is deep and agonizing, steady and slow—like he keeps testing a string but refuses to let it snap. The tears in your eyes fall of their own accord and he wipes them every once in a while with a burning hand.

His reply to your plea is nothing but a soft chuckle before he continues to split you open in the best way possible, like you’d begged for. When you open your mouth again, a croak you don’t readily call yours leaves you and your eyes snap shut. You wail again.

“Ravus! Ple—Please!”, your bound hands pull and strain and he admires the way muscle announces itself at the effort. Snapping your legs shut is impossible, if they hadn’t been feeling like jelly for the past minutes, your lover holds them open wide with a vice grip. The sensation of flesh and metal starkly different and alluring.

You welcome any touch he’s willing to give you right now.

“Isn’t this what you wanted? Isn’t this what you said? You told me you wanted me to break you.”

You don’t expect his voice by your ear but the heat of it has you arching up into him. Your chest presses into his half naked one. He hasn’t pulled the tight white undershirt off all the way, and leaves it ridden up over his pectorals. The warmth you offer him makes him lay some of his weight on you, comfortably.

Meeting his gaze has heat rush your body and, between your pants, you lean up to kiss him. His words don’t fall on deaf ears but you have no coherent response. He lets your silence slide, momentarily, to indulge in your lips.

You are overwhelmed by your want for him.

Despite his demeanor everywhere else, your prince doesn’t deny you this one. His lips are soft but abrasive in their motions against yours. The kiss has no tongue, he doesn’t allow it, but he catches your lower lip between his teeth before grasping your frame by the jaw. You try to kiss his fingers or his hand before he does so, but he denies you again, and turns your face to look at him.

“Answer me, love.” he refers to his earlier question.

A cry rips through your lips again and he stills inside you, deep inside you; he holds your hips firm against his. Your squirming is no match for his strength, brute and beautiful in its manifestation. You’re lost in the way he looks down at you—mismatched beauty everywhere you look settles you into a hypnotized silence.

A delay in response has him bucking into you, so deep still, and it makes your breath hitch and eyes flutter before you nod, frantically. Ripped back to your sweet reality.

“M-Mhm, yes… please.”

“Please…” he mocks you lovingly, with a rare grin, and lets go of your face to keep you still against him. You smile timidly at his mirth, behind a stained face, flushed skin, and disheveled hair—he likes you like this. You never complain if you see him smile.

He rams into you, knocking breath after breath out of you every other thrust. The whines leaving you have him kissing you like he wants to drink them, and then he speaks against your lips.

“I’m gonna come inside you.” and you nod, whisper desperate confirmations.

“Come for me.” he whispers his permission soon after, and he settles back to watch you unravel, hips working relentlessly to have you let go. He lets go of your legs, letting you kick and curl your toes, wrap them around his hips, do as you please. His pace continues and he rumbles, primitively and deep within his chest, feeling a rush of new warmth inside you. He remains quiet to hear your song and you don’t disappoint him. You give him coo after whine after groan after moan. You whisper a hoarse ‘thank you’ you don’t think he hears.

But he does and he squeezes your thighs as he comes.

He fills you with a choked curse, like he’d promised and you coil up into your lover, gripping your restraints. He doesn’t meet you like he did earlier, his brain is in a scatter now.

“Ravus…” is pulled from your lips in a genuine moan and he greedily takes his time pulling out of you.

You hiss when he does completely , and he settles with newly relaxed shoulders. There’s little falter in untying you and he does so with a heaving chest as he breathes deep through his nose.

It takes you a minute or two to regain your breath but he lets you and watches you the whole time, teasing patterns on your heated skin with cold metal.

He lays beside you, finally fully out of his clothes and comfortable. Ravus praises you, he whispers, “You did wonderful.”

Kisses press to your neck in adoration.

You breathe out your nose something like a laugh, wipe what’s left of your tears and turn to him slowly, settling into his chest, satisfied and in love.

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the last bit pierced my heart like a caprisun pouch THANKS LV

*slides into ask box* okay so I need something where Prompto puts a loaded gun into his s/o's mouth during sex. PLS WRECK ME

How fitting to reopen with the original Sinpai’s request ;3;. Hope you enjoy, bb. Apologies if it’s darker than you’d originally meant. Thanks for keeping us all supplied with sin and inspiration. 💛 - LV

TW: Dubcon, gunplay, rough sex. If you have trouble with noncon of any degree, best to skip this one.

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You watch as Prompto twirls his guns, firing off rapid-fire shots in succession and nailing the cans he’s set up some distance away.

“You’re amazing, Prom.” You flash him a smile, but he seems to be lacking his usual pep. He gives you a rather uncharacteristic sidelong glance.

“You like that, huh?”

“Of course I do, that was cool as hell.” You can feel the smile on your face beginning to waver—the air is strangely tense between you two. Prompto studies you for a moment, but he returns to his target practice.

“Like you like me?”

Your stomach churns—something is wrong.

“You know I like you. I love you.”

“Mmm.” He doesn’t look at you, reloading his gun and spinning the barrel. When you reach out to touch his arm he doesn’t react, tensing beneath you.

“Prom-”

Your world flips upside-down—one moment you’re on your feet, and the next you’re staring up at the pretty blue sky, your vision blurring for a moment with the impact of your fall. Prompto looms over you, his hard body caging you in.

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green green green, bb☀️

I think you’re green too bb ♥️☺️♥️☺️♥️☺️

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*strums guitar* Black green blue, bitch... *discordant guitar chords* teal, yellow, white, biiiitch

RIGHT BACK ATCHU BITCH *strums guitar with raging boner* 🍆

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TOP O’ THE MORNING TO YOU POTATO-FUCKER ASS THOTS 🥔 💋 IT’S 🍆 MmMMMARCH 🍆 & U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: ST PATDICKS DAY 😻KISS THIS PUSSY BITCH😻🍀PUT ON UR GREEN PANTIES. 🤸‍♀️GUZZLE GREEN JIZZ. 🍾 SUCK A LEPRECHAUN DICK 🍄 UNTIL HE LEADS U TO THAT POT OF GOLD. 🌈 IF U WANT SUM1 TO SHAMROCK ☘️ UR WORLD THEN SEND THIS TO ALL UR FAVORITE HOES SO U CAN GET THE LICK OF THE IRISH. 🍀 IF U GET THIS BACK 10 TIMES THEN UR CRUSH WILL👄 KISS UR BLARNEY STONE & U WILL HAVE GR8 SEX FOR ST PATRICKS DAY. 🔥

WOWWEEE TIME TO SPREAD THE LOVEGUARD YOUR INBOXES BIATCHES

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Yo I finished Chasing Suns and it was great! I love your writing! :D

THANK YOU!! 😍😍♥️ I want so badly to post a gif response but I’m on mobile so a plethora of emojis will have to do:🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️♥️♥️♥️😍👌👌👌🍝

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HUSBAND

Have you had your daily dose of douche today?

@kairakara101, @the-immortal-marshal

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oh my GOSH~

the exchange with prompto and gladio was so cute, but that hint oF FEMDOM HAD ME GRINNIN LIKE A HAPPY CLAM

and the good boy. oh my gosh, the good boy. HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1500 Follower Celebration - Prompto x Reader: More Than Friends

This was supposed to be for 1400 Followers, but I fell down a Glaive rabbit hole for about a month or so… I’m kinda still there, but I promised you guys some Prom and Gladio bonding, so here it is! Thanks for being patient with me, and thank you so much for sticking around through everything! ;3; Y’all are truly the best. 💕

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“Stay back!”

Prompto’s pink lips turn up into his trademark pout as he watches the object of his affections squeal and vault over a table in their hotel suite in an effort to escape from her pursuer; Gladio catches her in seconds and lifts her up off of the ground, tickling her sides until tears roll down her cheeks.

“Had enough?”

“Put me down! Stop, please!”

“Say it, then!”

“Okay, okay! Ahahaha.. stop! You’re the champion! I yield, I yield!”

“If we ever want to stay at this hotel again we’d do well to turn the volume down and turn in for the evening.” Ignis rises from his seat on the couch, pocketing the notebook he’d been quietly studying until now. “Noctis, we have an earlier departure tomorrow, so if you’d like to get your usual ten hours, I’d advise you get to bed…” He checks his watch. “Now.”

“…don’t gotta tell me twice,” Noctis mutters, standing and making his way into one of the bedrooms. Y/N extracts herself from Gladio’s grasp, a blush dusting her cheeks. Prompto hopes it’s from exertion, but that sinking feeling in his stomach tells him he knows exactly what the real cause is.

“I’ll turn in too. Night, Iggy, Noct, Prom. Night, Gladdy.”

Gladdy. The nickname makes his chest tighten. She had nicknames for all of them, but she didn’t sing them out the way she did Gladio’s. She didn’t go out of her way to touch them, to sit next to them, to laugh too loudly at their jokes.

“I’m gonna be up a little while longer.” Prompto’s voice sounds feeble to his own ears, but he’s too heartsick to sleep. Gladio gives him a searching glance.

“I’ll be up too. Got some reading I wanna go over. You guys go on ahead.”

Prompto can feel his face burning under Gladio’s gaze—why is he staring at me like that? Can he tell? Is he mad at me?

Ignis hesitates for a moment, as though he has something he wants to say, but simply nods, and follows Y/N and Noctis into the bedrooms.

Prompto pulls out his phone and attempts to busy himself with it, but Gladio sits down next to him. Shit.

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Sunshine Prompto by @chocobruh-art