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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 4 days
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 9 days
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 9 days
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TW: SH00TINGS
uh. there were school sh00ting threats in my county... and there was a whole h!t list... im not going to school tomorrow!
And two kids at like another school in my county got arrested last WEEK. for sh00ting up the school. two SEPERATE threats.
guys a preschool was on (drill) lockdown near me. they replaced FLOOD DRILLS with school intruder drills.
what. the. hell.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 18 days
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guys... do you know how old the people your reading fics about are...?
ethan morgan: 14
benny weir: 15
rory keaner: 14
hiro hamada: 14
like... these are ages of freshman. youre 18, 19, 20 years old and reading about them.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 21 days
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already had to block a 20 year old that was reading about a 14 year old. wtf.
On a Wednesday, in a Café ~ (hiro hamada x reader's version)
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sum! "Write a coffee shop AU where one character drops a ton of cups and the other helps them pick them up, but ends up cutting themselves and the one who works there has to take the other back to patch them up and forgets to tell them that they faint at the sight of blood. Chaos."
tw! blood, passing out, chaos.
guysguysguys. he so nerdy i luv him!!! i am the same age as him.... kinda. (born in 2018 so...) but if i catch anyone 18+ reading this it is blocked blocked blocked!! 🥳😍🤪🤣💦🖤🥸🤐😳😅🙄🧐
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You walk in on your phone, as you put it away you look around. It was a cute little local coffee shop. You had never tried this place before, but you recently had heard about and you've heard nothing but positive reviews. You also had heard that it's family owned and that the family that has just so happens to have a boy around your age here.
As soon as you walked in you saw him, behind the counter. He wasn't working, the lady in front of him was. The lady looked way too young to be his mom... anyways. He was just behind the counter on his phone. He didn't have a customer service face, he just looked annoyed.
"Hiro, will you go wash these cups upstairs please?" The lady asked the younger boy.
He nods, grabs a tray of coffee cups, and begins to take them upstairs. Until he trips over the first step and some glass cups break some just bounce on the ground away from him.
Everyone stares at him as they heard the noise. They just stared. No one helped. You just stared... no. You went over and helped him pick up the glass, while you helped he just stared at you. For about 5 seconds until he started picking it up again, but he was too clumsy and put his hand right on a shard of glass. God he is full of chaos today.
He hisses as he pulls his hand back as it starts bleeding. You look at him confused, then look at his bleeding hand.
"Oh my god! Are you okay?!" You exclaim, seeing he had blood on his hand but not trying to look.
He jerked his hand away, "I'm fine. It's nothing."
"Hiro, Honey, are you okay?" The woman called out.
He rolled his eyes, "I'm fine Aunt Cass!"
"Do you have a first aid kit, I can help bandage you up if you want?" You offer to him.
He says nothing in response, just a subtle nod as he gets up. He goes up the stairs, and you follow him. He brings you to the bathroom and pulls the first aid kit out of the bottom of the sink. He then sits on the toilet and puts his hand out.
So much blood. So much. Blood.
You started to feel light headed when you tell him, "I actually forgot to mention, I hate blood."
You sat down on the floor, closing your eyes and breathing in and out.
Now it's his turn to freak out, "Oh my god! Are you okay?! Are you gonna go pass out?!"
"mm. maybe?" You say with a higher pitched voice, that also happens to be somewhat... spacy?
"oh uh how do i-" He gets on his phone, searching how to stop someone from passing out. He scrolls a bit, not wanting to watch a video.
Wikihow! Perfect...ish?
Lower them on the ground, well your already sitting on the ground.
Check for a pulse, well you're alive and breathing so your pulse is fine.
Reassure Victim and Stay Calm.
Well half of that is possible now.
"Your gonna be okay, you've followed all the... steps on your own!" He says with a nervous undertone.
About 15 minutes later he wrapped his own hand up and you've calmed down.
He sat on the toilet lid for a second. Thinking.
"Hey, so do you wanna hang out... normally one day? Where we don't bleed and pass out..?" With a nervous chuckle.
You furrow your brows and smile at him, "I'd like that... yeah."
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 21 days
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On a Wednesday, in a Café ~ (hiro hamada x reader's version)
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sum! "Write a coffee shop AU where one character drops a ton of cups and the other helps them pick them up, but ends up cutting themselves and the one who works there has to take the other back to patch them up and forgets to tell them that they faint at the sight of blood. Chaos."
tw! blood, passing out, chaos.
guysguysguys. he so nerdy i luv him!!! i am the same age as him.... kinda. (born in 2018 so...) but if i catch anyone 18+ reading this it is blocked blocked blocked!! 🥳😍🤪🤣💦🖤🥸🤐😳😅🙄🧐
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You walk in on your phone, as you put it away you look around. It was a cute little local coffee shop. You had never tried this place before, but you recently had heard about and you've heard nothing but positive reviews. You also had heard that it's family owned and that the family that has just so happens to have a boy around your age here.
As soon as you walked in you saw him, behind the counter. He wasn't working, the lady in front of him was. The lady looked way too young to be his mom... anyways. He was just behind the counter on his phone. He didn't have a customer service face, he just looked annoyed.
"Hiro, will you go wash these cups upstairs please?" The lady asked the younger boy.
He nods, grabs a tray of coffee cups, and begins to take them upstairs. Until he trips over the first step and some glass cups break some just bounce on the ground away from him.
Everyone stares at him as they heard the noise. They just stared. No one helped. You just stared... no. You went over and helped him pick up the glass, while you helped he just stared at you. For about 5 seconds until he started picking it up again, but he was too clumsy and put his hand right on a shard of glass. God he is full of chaos today.
He hisses as he pulls his hand back as it starts bleeding. You look at him confused, then look at his bleeding hand.
"Oh my god! Are you okay?!" You exclaim, seeing he had blood on his hand but not trying to look.
He jerked his hand away, "I'm fine. It's nothing."
"Hiro, Honey, are you okay?" The woman called out.
He rolled his eyes, "I'm fine Aunt Cass!"
"Do you have a first aid kit, I can help bandage you up if you want?" You offer to him.
He says nothing in response, just a subtle nod as he gets up. He goes up the stairs, and you follow him. He brings you to the bathroom and pulls the first aid kit out of the bottom of the sink. He then sits on the toilet and puts his hand out.
So much blood. So much. Blood.
You started to feel light headed when you tell him, "I actually forgot to mention, I hate blood."
You sat down on the floor, closing your eyes and breathing in and out.
Now it's his turn to freak out, "Oh my god! Are you okay?! Are you gonna go pass out?!"
"mm. maybe?" You say with a higher pitched voice, that also happens to be somewhat... spacy?
"oh uh how do i-" He gets on his phone, searching how to stop someone from passing out. He scrolls a bit, not wanting to watch a video.
Wikihow! Perfect...ish?
Lower them on the ground, well your already sitting on the ground.
Check for a pulse, well you're alive and breathing so your pulse is fine.
Reassure Victim and Stay Calm.
Well half of that is possible now.
"Your gonna be okay, you've followed all the... steps on your own!" He says with a nervous undertone.
About 15 minutes later he wrapped his own hand up and you've calmed down.
He sat on the toilet lid for a second. Thinking.
"Hey, so do you wanna hang out... normally one day? Where we don't bleed and pass out..?" With a nervous chuckle.
You furrow your brows and smile at him, "I'd like that... yeah."
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 21 days
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big hero 6
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hiro hamada:
-on a wednesday, in a café🫧 wrd#-597
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 21 days
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fixed it!
tumblr isn't letting me update the rest of my masterlist. you can go to the page with all the titles of thie fics but you cant actually see the posts.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 21 days
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tumblr isn't letting me update the rest of my masterlist. you can go to the page with all the titles of thie fics but you cant actually see the posts.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 22 days
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is it true that a lot of my Benny Weir requests were deleted?
maybe, if they didn't follow rules or they were duplicates they could have been deleted.
but tumblr does eat up reqs sometimes so idk, make sure they follow my rules before you send it in another time
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 22 days
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why can i not find anyone but you fanfics.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 22 days
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anyone but you and twisters
anyone but you and twisters
anyone but you and twisters
ANYONE BUT YOU AND TWISTERS.
i understand the glenn powell craze
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 25 days
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i understand the glenn powell craze
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 28 days
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are you still writing MBAV requests?
uhhhh
depends.
if it has already been written by another talented creator then i will not write.
IT HAS TO FOLLOW MY RULES.
but otherwise, yes. I will still take MBAV reqs.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 29 days
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aint NO WAY yall have a crush on a yellow pyramid.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 30 days
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my type? nerdy, cute, dorky, brunettes that have no rizz.
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cuntry-r0ckst4r · 1 month
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"Oh and You!" ~ Ethan Morgan x Reader
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sum! Glue song by beabadoobee, also just cutesy moments with your boyfriend Ethan. (different moments/days)
tw! super fluff in gonna cry
this is so cute, also did yall know i do these a/n's before the fic lolzzz
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"I've never known someone like you, ooh. Tangled in love, stuck by you, from the glue."
You and Ethan recently started dating and oh my goodness is this boy the most perfect amazing person boyfriend ever, and my golly he is whipped. He is so so sweet and treats you so so good. Not only that but he just loves you so much. Probably more than you love him.
Nonetheless, even though its been less than 6 months it is still the most perfect relationship and perfect boyfriend ever!
You were walking up to him and his friends at lunch. You sat next to him and he looked at you with those sweet eyes full of adoration and love. God, he loved you so much.
But much like every relationship there were flaws. He would forget to do some things that you had gotten used to, seeing as how this is his first relationship. He doesn't do it on purpose he's just not used to having say 'love you bye!' whenever one specific person is in the same room as him and he's leaving. He mostly gets in trouble over the phone for that though.
The bell rang, signalling that they're lunch was over and they were to head back to class. Leaving you alone.
Ethan was about to just leave. No kiss, no hug, no 'love you bye'.
"Uh, Ethan!" you grab his attention with your somewhat snarky yell.
He looks confused, scanning where he was sitting to see if he had dropped something, "hm?"
"Don't forget to kiss me!" you couldn't hold back your smile as his face came to the realisation.
You then changed to a more smug look when continuing on, "or else you'll have to miss me..."
He smiled and gave you a small but sweet peck on the lips before leaving the cafeteria.
"I guess I'm stuck forever by the glue, oh and you!"
Later that day you were in class together and there was a... pretty girl sitting next to him. She was new to school and needed a tour. She was asking Ethan, before you could interrupt he responded with, "Yeah, me and my girlfriend can show you around."
She immediately shut down the offer and he refused to take her without you. 20 minutes later while the teacher was in the middle of a lecture there was a paper ball wadded up that had hit your shoulder and was now on the floor. You open it up to see in green ink, 'Im stuck by you'
"Finding the right words to use for this song. I have you in mind, so it won't take so long!"
Ethan met you outside of your English class, one of the classes you don't have together. The assignment was, write a poem. About anything, horses, eggs, boyfriend, mom, dad, cat- wait boyfriend?
So you wrote a poem for him, you grabbed the paper out of your bag and read it to him. (im not good with poems you cant make me write one.)
"Never thought I'd find you, but you're here, and so I love you! I'm not wrong when I say,"
It wasn't unknown that Ethan was unpopular. It also was common knowledge that he got bullied. Usually it didn't bug him, but today it did. He walked home by himself. Shut himself out all day. Was consistently zoning out.
You went to the store, bought his favorite stuff and went to his house. You even got him some chocolate and flowers, because how often do guys get those when they feel bad. He immediately let you in when he found out who it was, he just wanted cuddles and you to rub his head. Then he saw you with matching star wars pajamas, chocolate, his favorite food, and flowers. As well as a scarf from his hogwarts house.
He gave you the biggest hug. He didn't ever think he would date you, or even end up knowing you! But you are. And you show up when he's upset, and so he loves you.
"hey, I've been stuck onto you. Like glue." He said peacefully. And while he was acting like you and him were stuck together, you knew he meant metaphorically. And he knew you would understood that.
"I've been stuck by glue. Right onto you!"
"I've been stuck by glue."
"I've never known..."
"I've never known someone like you"
"I've never known..."
Ethan whispered, "I've never known someone like you."
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