crystalpine49
crystalpine49
I'm ieytd-ing so hard I'm forgetting to fnaf
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[ They/Xie/She| Neurodivergent| Sometimes posts stories | once in a while will post a drawing
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crystalpine49 · 3 months ago
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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD
Dear humanity, I may have sent you this appeal before, but the matter has become more urgent than before.
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
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I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .
Please Donate now:👇👇 👇
Gofundme.com
Thank you for your compassion and kindness
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Hi, I’m sorry I’m unfortunately not in a space where I can financially assist, sorry o didn’t answer this I haven’t been on tumblr in a hot minute, I’m going to share this out to anyone following me to try to spread the word so hopefully someone who can donate will, it looks like you’re most of the way there, I hope you will get all the way
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crystalpine49 · 4 months ago
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FUCK FUCKKKKK I can't take it. They bombed the children while they were SLEEPING‼️‼️, the Israeli sons of bitches, and as you can see the children's bodies are intact, which proves that they were killed with Internationally banned CHEMICAL WEAPONS. Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who supports the Zionist Israeli sons of bitches. Seeing the pictures made me lose my temper, there are no children left in Gaza. Israel has annihilated entire generations, there is no future.
I am very afraid for my little brothers and my sister's little children that it will be their turn to be in this annihilation.
Guys, you have to unite with me and support me in getting my family out of Gaza.
I will not forgive anyone who I asked for help and did not help me
🛑My campaign has been verified
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crystalpine49 · 6 months ago
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Just a memory now
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crystalpine49 · 6 months ago
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She’s so pretty!
Could you draw Prism In a sparkly dress or something?
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wow! wonder what the occasion is!
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crystalpine49 · 6 months ago
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Agent Phoenix: finally I have you, Dr. Zor. This is it, the end of our game and only one of us can be the winner. I've waited so long for this.
Zor: so this is it? You're just going to kill me?
Agent Phoenix: oh no. Not yet. I have so much more planned.
Zor: torture? Ha! You don't have the guts to torture me!
Agent Phoenix: oh no, not torture either. It's finally my turn to... Monologue! Now settle in, Zor! I have YEARS worth of monologue to say! *Pulls out 500 cue cards filled front to back with a speech* ahem, when I first joined the agency-
Zor: just kill me.
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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Honestly I think it was a combination of them getting tired of me sending burnt paper back, and that after death engine I told them if I was legally dead I shouldn’t legally be able to do paperwork, and that worked, and then I think they gave up trying. I’m very glad they gave up trying
Question, would you also burn your paperwork to get out of doing it? It so boring, I’m very glad they stopped giving it to me
Yes.
...
Wait...
tHEY STOPPED GIVING IT TO YOU?!
OMFG HOW?! I STILL GET IT!!
OMGG SPILLLLLLLLL
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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Being in a small fandom is a double edged sword but at least I have a cool sword
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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Being in a small fandom is a double edged sword but at least I have a cool sword
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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That's exactly how that mission went right?
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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Another IEYTD Fic idea I had
Operation: Freaky Friday
(OG idea from @definitelyunhingedagentphoenix)
An experiment of Dr Prism's has gone wrong, and now she, Agent Phoenix, Reginald, and John Juniper (who was in hiding from Zor) had unexpectedly switched bodies. Fortunately, Prism knows how to reverse the effects.
UNfortunately, it takes 24 hours, Agent Phoenix now has another mission to complete, and Zor uses "Phoenix's" inexperience to their advantage...
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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John Juniper: "That beautiful mask you wear is all i desire"
Phoenix: doesnt wear a mask
JJ, trying to save face (ha): "the truth is i despise you"
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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Thinking about Zor collecting “souvenirs” from every employee they’ve manipulated to literal death or insanity. From Juniper they have the broken mimic mask (( front and centre, above his fireplace like taxidermy )), from Solaris they have a part of the destroyed death ray, from Lotus they have both glass from the garden and some of their flowers, from Hive they have prototypes of old creations, Fabby they have prototypes of her prosthetic, Ollie they have one of his toolkits, etc.
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crystalpine49 · 7 months ago
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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crystalpine49 · 8 months ago
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sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.
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This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.
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crystalpine49 · 8 months ago
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Please do
So through my university I've been able to get my hands on a lot of scholarly research around, nonmonogamies, polyamory, sexuality and all sorts of gender, race, class intersections on those topics.
Anybody interested in me posting them? Maybe even commenting on them as well?
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crystalpine49 · 8 months ago
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Hardened badass protects sweet innocent little baby is amazing and all, but I want more Hardened badass and retired badass who no longer cares about anything. Like person A thinks they’re stuck with someone who just won’t stop getting into trouble and needing saving, while person B has 5 black belts and 100 successful missions under their belt and just wants to see something explode again. I want a conversation like this
Person A: We have to split up. These guys are after me, and they won’t stop until I’m dead, and they won’t care if you get caught in the cross fire
Person B: Wait, these guys are after you?
Person A: …
Person B: …
Person A: Excuse me wHAT?!
Person B: I mean I thought it was weird because I haven’t been active in a while but I kinda figured they were after me-
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