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I’m not racist

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imagine reading this sentence in 2009

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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

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Tinder profile vs IRL

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She seems like a stand up girl

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At last, someone who’s genuine!

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This is important.

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I’m????

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me when exams r suffocatingly close but i haven’t done jack shit: cool beans

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If at first you don’t succeed, Try, Try, Try again!

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me: *literally says anything*

therapist: can you…. give me an example?

me, someone who has memory problems:

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By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

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When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

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“what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable

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