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(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

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Hugs?...

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Обнимашки?…

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Dis you

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dis me

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Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.

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The purest of memes.

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THis meme is the best thing that has ever happened

You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

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Something everybody should agree on

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

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LOTR fact: In Tolkien’s first draft of The Fellowship of The Ring, Aragorn was a hobbit with wooden feet.

I’m not making this up. His nickname was Trotter.

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I’m here for this 100%

So I’ve been re-skimming some LotR in between looking for new books to read and Boromir mentions his brother like, three times in the Council of Elrond. And I realize it’s dramatic foreshadowing shit, but consider (modern au apparently) Boromir who just talks about his brother all the time and has so many pictures:

“Hobbits like poetry? My brother won a poetry contest in third grade!!! You know who’d love to hear more about Dwarves? My brother. Gosh, I can’t wait until we all get to Minas Tirith so I can show you all the best things about my city and you can meet my brother.”

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“Yeah, I’ve seen Boromir, he’s a great dude,” says Eomer, “but I hear he talks about his brother a lot?”

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“How do I know you’ve actually met my brother?” asks Faramir. “And how do you know who I am?”

“… I have seen probably a hundred pictures of you and heard the stories behind all of them,” says Frodo.

“Ah,” says Faramir, resigned. “Yeah, okay, you’ve met him.”

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Convos with the fam

Sis: *reads me something from a gifset on FB*

Me: Funny. What’s it from?

Sis: you know that popular show, with the yellow people, and the guy who’s obsessed with donuts?

Me: ...

Me: *walks over to look at the gifset*

Me: The Simpsons. You’re talking about The Simpsons.

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someone who doesn’t know this musical explain this picture 

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Actually, Garlic naturally repels blood-sucking insects, such as ticks and fleas. So the “garlic repels vampires” probably started from the logic that “what repels blood-sucking insects must repel blood-sucking monsters.”

Maybe the garlic rumor was started by the vampires so their victims would season themselves

Vampire: oh no, you’re covered in garlic *licks lips* how awful *ties napkin under chin* whatever shall I do? *pulls out crazy straw and smiles* What. A. Shame.

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this hellsite: 

Bodhi Rook, defected imperial pilot: cinnamon roll, angel, FLOWER CROWNS

Severus Snape, defected death eater: LITERAL FUCKING NAZI

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Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, I miss you

3 am thoughts (via suspend)