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Me, eating a 5th tangerine in a row: that’s for all the scurvy boys in the Franklin expedition
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Happy Halloween part two. Maybe the real Terror was alcoholism.
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a gift for thee on this most hallowed of weens: a bunch of really stupid terror posts
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible
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