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this was the moment I decided enough was enough, of course I ended up getting fired, because apparently I was not supposed to stand up to tyranny. How the hell was I supposed to know that?

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Uh… Here’s some crabs 🤣

We’ve got your basic crab, a Halloween crab, and two spycrabs!!! Use at your leisure! (I might remove the text and make these guys into stickers at some point idk)

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Announcement

So I figured that since Crash Course US History basically ends on a cliffhanger, I thought I'd start my own YouTube channel that's basically dedicated to history. It would be something of a continuation of the story, but also sheds new light on some details that might not have been gone over in Crash Course. I might also make some videos about maritime history and military history.

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All I see is an ad for beer is really nothing compared to Coors Lite, Stalking: The Musical, and Spaghetti

Love the idea that someone in the Deep State was about to release a lethal virus in the world before realizing they hadn't put any foreshadowing in a Captain America movie so they now have to wait 10 years.

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I also enjoy "Already Gone" because you know, it's by the Eagles, and you know, I am an eagle

Heads up, contrary to popular belief, my favorite patriotic song isn't something like "God bless the USA" or "America The Beautiful", it's Free Bird

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Heads up, contrary to popular belief, my favorite patriotic song isn't something like "God bless the USA" or "America The Beautiful", it's Free Bird

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Crash Course US Government and politics, A show that mainly focused on content found in a high school civics class was basically meant to be a spin-off of Crash Course US History, since it dealt with America, I figured that since I had a good thing going with John, I might as well do this too. What I didn't know then was that this series was hosted, not by John, but by Craig, who really liked punching me off the table for the amusement of the high school civics students, and the people who were watching the show of their own free will. He did this often, and while John at least had the courtesy of referring to me as "the Eagle", Craig sought to call me "Bird".

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So it turns out that the intro to episode 25 wasn't written by stan, but rather by a Soviet sleeper agent living somewhere in New Jersey, who has since been neutralized

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And for the second time in the series, he addressed me by something other than my legal name, which is Apollo Redd

When I got to the studio to film episode 16 of US history, the propmaster grabbed me and stuffed me in the mystery document container.

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When I got to the studio to film episode 16 of US history, the propmaster grabbed me and stuffed me in the mystery document container.

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*cough cough* lion king ii *cough cough*

[No wonder Disney hasn’t coopted R&J yet.]

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Just to be clear, wearing the lei for episode 13 wasn't originally intended, I had actually gotten back from a week long trip to Hawaii, but when I discovered the nature of the episode, I suggested that I keep it on, because then maybe it would cheer up the audience, of course John took full credit for that. the main upside was that I got to keep the lei, and that I got attention in the form of something other than a stick figure superimposed onto the area nearest to me in post production.

And of course, I also got to be the keeper of the mystery document and the shock pen

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In those days, about ten years ago, I was approached about co-hosting a show about US history, since that was the class I did the best in, how could I say no? What I didn't know then was that I wouldn't be able to say a damn thing, and in fact, I was mostly there for comedic relief, by which I mean I was there to be knocked off the table and nothing else.

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Just a heads up, my legal name isn't eagle, it's Apollo, I don't understand why John insisted on calling me that but I figured I'd just roll with it. The shit I had to put up with for the show