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Request carefully
A Shingles shot in this state
Prescription only
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Atorvastatin
A ninety for ninety count
Simple tech's respite
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The List
Usernames/screen names/@s/band names/song titles/movie titles/book titles/poems/plays/whatevers?
nutless
jonah-morples
the-sack-that-smiles-back
hardcore-philosophy
torple
crack-a-lackin
professor-kusekabae
ziplock-fuckface
egg-days-a-week
medieval-dickweed
short-dead-dude
death-the-kink
pobodys-nerfect
jesus-but-not-like-jesus-but-like-jesus
thesmophoriazusae
hopeless-n-popeless
abracadavers
dave-the-bavarian
god-is-an-isopod
hulu-hoop-whore
lollipop-tongue-pop
law-and-order-criminal-cement
amanaemonesiac
psychosiverssary
international-cunt-destroyer
2016-Volkswagen-e-Golf-SEL-Premium-in-Pacific-blue
me?-my sexuality?-oh-me?-MY-sexuality?
me?-my gender?-oh me?-MY-gender?
diamonds-soles
wabajackin-it-h8rs
frito-witch-nips
bakugokugonimon
fruggles-dickstar
suplex-kirbys-purple-headband
cursed-cutlass
wimdy-williams
flying-webkins-la-la-la-la-la
spot-of-bother
himbflation
petrichorus
magnetos-soyrizo-burrito
yarp-narp
narp-yarp
yarp-narp-narp-yarp
wish-in-one-spit-hand-in-the-other
anything-for-the-bean
odin's-saggy-left-tit
fuckwad-junction
fart-buttgarth
tongulus
elizagirth-bethanine
sackless-in-seatle
goth-mario
hahoo-yeepee
have-a-good-bad-time
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I desire a Suit
#i want the Power#i want the Look#i want to Suplex you like Kirby in Super Star Ultra#i want to Model#i want to Throw a vending machine at you out of nowhere#i want to be Feeling myself#i want to commit ultimately harmless cartoon violence
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Can I interest you in some…car insurance?
(via)
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Tails from Sonic but his tails flap like bird wings
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The option to feel the weight of several blankets with the heat factor of zero blankets is what I want and, quite frankly, what I deserve
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WHY AREN'T ANAL FISSURES CALLED BUTT CUTS
#anal#anal fissures#butt#butts#medical#medical terms#alternative names#funny#what a wasted opportunity#it came from my brain
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Headcanon:
Magnus's "The Hammer" nickname came from a rumor he made up that he can bring down an ax so hard the blade flattens out like a hammer
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Why not call it 69 shades of grey?
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Who am I you ask?
One sassy son of a bitch
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Well gee fuckin willikers, Batman!
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