crackwhorism
himboob menace™️
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kuppu ♡ she/them/his ♡ hi welcome to my digital dykrophone for erratic insanity let's be friends x
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crackwhorism · 14 hours ago
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lover I need ur help 🩷
how so
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crackwhorism · 16 hours ago
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day 27855748578 of aggressively complimenting cool girls and hoping they don't think I have a big lesbian crush on them 😻
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crackwhorism · 17 hours ago
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help im apparently such a super mega pro flaker this guy assigned a backup to do my job without telling me 😭
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crackwhorism · 18 hours ago
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can I just log in
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crackwhorism · 19 hours ago
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It's not gay if you're both gay. It cancels out
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crackwhorism · 19 hours ago
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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favorite platonic relationships: gina porter and nini salazar-roberts “I'd say any guy would be lucky to have you, but that's not the point. Truth is, we're all lucky to know you.”
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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when i was still religious around the age 13, i wanted to tell my parents i was aro or ace and i tried to explain it and my pastor dad looked me dead in the eyes and said "ohhhh so like jesus"
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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oh shit I forgot to put on my penis today
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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fathers don't have to grapple with the fact that women are actual people until they have daughters (and no sons) and instead of working on that cognitive dissonance they compartmentalize their daughters as exceptions in the same category as men so that they can treat them as self inserts the way they would with the son they never had which is why bringing up anything related to their kids' experience with womanhood to them will be the most jarring experience they've encountered in their existence
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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pinterest put this on my feed and made me realize elle cam girl is literally nonbinary ongsa 23.5
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You know I hate to say it, but, "I told you so". NINI & KOURTNEY in HSMTMTS (2019-2023)
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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nina salazar-roberts is such a beautiful case study in comphet and I genuinely think her arc deserves so more appreciation
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text posts pt 3/?
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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damn i did not know vaginismus was THAT uncommon you mean y'all can just??? stuff things??? into your coochie??? at will???!
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crackwhorism · 2 days ago
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*weird air bass* mmmOM's not home tonight so we can roll around have a pillow fight like a majuh-raguh oh em eff geeeeee owowowowohowo let's all slumber party likeafatkidonapackofsmarties SOMEone chuck a cupcake at ME 🧁🧁🧁
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