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Little life update: Starting April 15th, after 5 years of assistantship, I will be a full time Librarian!

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Wait… the ultimate irony of naming your father figure character for a female protagonist God is hitting me

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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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How can I sell out, but in a way that aligns with my moral and spiritual goals, and not in a way that makes me uncomfy? Also, I need to be able to do this from my bed or a starbucks cafe.

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Sometimes I’m like, it’s so cringe to have a parasocial relationship with an Internet personality… then I remember that drew gooden met his wife after she dm’d him on vine and I’m like maybe I should shoot that shot

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it's like meeting a celebrity

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does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

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Source @phillyphangirl

My beautiful happy boys. I'm clearly so normal about this team.

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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I saw salute in Brooklyn at Elsewhere last night, I am not the same person I was 48 hours ago

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Why am I afraid to go to Brooklyn by myself but excitedly planning an entire trip to Chicago by myself

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Proud Parents ❤️

Unholy Family in The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood with All a Child's Demanding

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I just wanna say, if you aren't American, definitely try setting a modern AU in your country. Fill it with the things you know, to breathe life into it. It's really nice to see new settings, to open up a fic and go 'oh wait, hold up, I know that place'. It might only apply to a few people who read your fic but it's really rewarding to get that feedback.

(Americans keep doing you, just trying to encourage the rest of us lol)

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you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

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Black Vampires