“I’m terribly thrilled by all the television towers”they/them
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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
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i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp
h… hm… did anyone else feel that
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crazzyyyyy... im actually going nuts with this hhhh bill you broke my hand
full roughs and audio in kofi :)
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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Doing a standup set: "So I had some nuts and berries earl-[scattered applause] yeah! Let's give it up for nuts and berries!" [Thunderous cheering]
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Does a gay little run that pisses you off
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thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it
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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ
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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses
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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station
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