you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
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Do y'all wanna see a commission my cousin had me draw...
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As someone from the midwest I can tell you that we all do look and act like thisΒ
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butter up those dirty cobs
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this will be my final corn post, at least for a while. stay out of traffic while iβm gone, kids.
this is captain chornchip, signing off.
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