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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage

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none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

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i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

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why is this so fucking funny to me

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

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Stealing Stephen Sondheim’s plant for the aesthetic. 1991.

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don’t tell me Sadie Sink and Zoé de Grand'Maison don’t look like real life sisters

put them on each other’s shows already

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I contacted through their support form which leads to an email conversation. Is that the same thing you're suggesting or do you think contacting them a different way would be more helpful? The emails are "signed" by someone from support but as the first response from two separate people on different occasions were the same, it has to just be automated...

For the last 6+ years, tumblr has been a piece of shit.

I’ve been continuously looking for someplace decent to edit code. I used custom pages on tumblr years ago, but now when I go to the customize page, the scrollbar is useless. (The description is hella years old; no reason to come up with something better if I can’t use the site how I need.)

See that fancy piece of shit gray bar on the upper right side? It doesn’t do a God damn thing. All I can edit is what’s seen here. There’s no way to scroll down to edit more colors or even view my custom pages, let alone edit them.

Now I am currently on an Android Samsung Tab E, and it’s all I have access to. However, this began years ago, and recently I was told by someone else that they had this same problem on their PC… one reason they also no longer use the site.

It sucked enough that upon logging in for the second time in about a month, I was alerted that my custom theme that I’d had for 10+ years was removed for containing “suspicious code.” Y'all seem to fucking think everything is suspicious now. 

If anyone can suggest a better (free) site that actually functions where I can edit and view code (not Neocities, it also doesn’t work for different reasons), I’d love to hear your suggestions. If anyone knows a way to fix this long running issue I’d love to hear that too, but tumblr support was absolutely useless and after several emails explaining the simple issue to someone who apparently has a Jr. High school level of understanding, I was told to watch the tumblr Changes/updates blog for a fix.

I have a feeling that fix is not coming.

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“A lot of my songs are not just simple verse-chorus pop songs – they’re more psychological.”

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They think I don’t understand The freedom land of the seventies

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For the last 6+ years, tumblr has been a piece of shit.

I've been continuously looking for someplace decent to edit code. I used custom pages on tumblr years ago, but now when I go to the customize page, the scrollbar is useless. (The description is hella years old; no reason to come up with something better if I can't use the site how I need.)

See that fancy piece of shit gray bar on the upper right side? It doesn't do a God damn thing. All I can edit is what's seen here. There's no way to scroll down to edit more colors or even view my custom pages, let alone edit them.

Now I am currently on an Android Samsung Tab E, and it's all I have access to. However, this began years ago, and recently I was told by someone else that they had this same problem on their PC... one reason they also no longer use the site.

It sucked enough that upon logging in for the second time in about a month, I was alerted that my custom theme that I'd had for 10+ years was removed for containing "suspicious code." Y'all seem to fucking think everything is suspicious now. 

If anyone can suggest a better (free) site that actually functions where I can edit and view code (not Neocities, it also doesn't work for different reasons), I'd love to hear your suggestions. If anyone knows a way to fix this long running issue I'd love to hear that too, but tumblr support was absolutely useless and after several emails explaining the simple issue to someone who apparently has a Jr. High school level of understanding, I was told to watch the tumblr Changes/updates blog for a fix.

I have a feeling that fix is not coming.

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Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Don’t get snatched!