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[coopermelissa]

okie dokie, did everything i owe here - now time to head over onto steve’s blog so catch me on there <3 feel free to leave me memes & stuff on here tho!

[coopermelissa]

i rbed memes & all & i know it's lit 5:30 am (well nearly)

but i'm throwing out a starter call anyways to try to kick this blog off?

so give a like/reply for a starter?

[coopermelissa]

MISC SENTENCE STARTERS WITH A DASH OF ANGST

❝ i can't even say he deceived me. i knew exactly what he was and i jumped in anyway. ❞

❝ i think eventually i got so used to the chaos and the pain and the toxicity i began to look for it. ❞

❝ i never got a chance to discover myself. i never had that privilege. ❞

❝ you can tell me anything. i mean i can't promise i'm good at keeping secrets, but i'm a hell of a listener. ❞

❝ no one wants to yearn anymore. ❞

❝ i'm doing some of my best work here and you don't even have the decency to roll your eyes at me. honestly it's hurtful. ❞

❝ i know what you're thinking. ❞

❝ if i ask for your help are you gonna make a big deal out of it? ❞

❝ can we just be normal for like two seconds for once. ❞

❝ i would say i don't know what's wrong with you but i actually do and that's the problem. ❞

❝ against my better judgement i trust you and i think that says a lot about the state of the world right now. ❞

❝ i don't actually care but i'm bored so i'm here. ❞

❝ last time i listened to you we almost died. ❞

❝ i would've come sooner. i would've been here if you'd only asked. ❞

❝ i don't want to hurt anymore. ❞

❝ you don't have to hurt anymore. you can let go of those burdens. ❞

❝ it'd be a lot easier if i actually cared as little as i pretend to. ❞

❝ i do need you. i wouldn't be here if i didn't. ❞

❝ sometimes you don't know it's wrong until it's too late. sometimes you don't know you're being hurt until you realize you're in pieces. ❞

❝ pretending you don't need people doesn't make you strong it just makes you a jackass. ❞

❝ you're gonna be okay. eventually. but first you gotta not be okay for a while. it's gotta suck so you can actually recognize when you're alright again. ❞

❝ you shouldn't have said that. ❞

❝ sometimes i wish they had done something worse. then it'd justify how hard it's been to get over it. ❞

❝ i wish you actually understood me. ❞

[coopermelissa]

Flirting Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for flirting muses, with varying levels of brashness. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Can I walk you home?"

"Brooding. Good look. Do you practice in the mirror?"

"I think we're supposed to kiss now..."

"If you're trying to impress me, it's working!"

"Why don't you ask me on a proper date?"

"I used to try to get you to look at my legs."

"You know, if you ask a girl out for coffee, you should have something to say."

"You know, I used to have a huge crush on you."

"Have dinner with me? Just the two of us?"

"You're in over your head. You're not fully committed to this task, and because of that, you will fail."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"I'm into you because you're hot. And smart. In that order, but both are needed."

"There's this Italian restaurant I managed to book a table at, if you're still keen on going on a proper date."

"Do you have any idea how much I missed watching you get dressed in the morning?"

"This is the wrong time to be strong and silent and so... Attractive."

"You want to kiss me, don't you?"

"Do you know what I'd like? Really like?"

"Kiss me like you hate me."

"I knew you didn't stay in town for the lovely weather."

"You are the most perfect and beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"You just can't stay away, can you?"

"I love your lipstick."

"Suits you, flustered. It's a good look."

"You look very beautiful tonight. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Say, why don't we carry on this delightful conversation over a cocktail?"

"Well, I must say, you are anything but dull!"

"I was just wondering if, um- If you might like to come out for a drink with me sometime?"

"I must say, you're much prettier than your predecessor."

"May I have this dance?"

"Well, that is an interesting way to say hello!"

"I've seen your picture in the newspaper. You're way hotter in person."

"Oh, and here I thought you were getting all kinky with me!"

"Are you like this with all your women?"

"Are you saying you want to date me?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you have lovely hands?"

"What are you going to do? Spank me?"

"So, have you got a boyfriend, or...?"

"Are you growing a beard? I've always had rather a soft spot for bearded men."

[coopermelissa]

𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

[coopermelissa]

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”

“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”

“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”

“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”

“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”

“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”

“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”

“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”

“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”

“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”

“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”

“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”

“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”

“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”

“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”

“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”

“   I really do hate thinking. ”

“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”

“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”

“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”

“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”

“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”

“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”

“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”

“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”

“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”

“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”

“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”

“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”

“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”

“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”

“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”

“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”

“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”

“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

“   You look so biteable today. ”

“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”

“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”

“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”

“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”

“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”

“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”

“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”

“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”

“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”

“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”

“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”

“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”

“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”

“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”

“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”

“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”

“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”

“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”

“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”

“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”

“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”

“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”

“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”

“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”

“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”

“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”

“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”

“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”

“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”

“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”

“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”

“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”

“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”

“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”

“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”

“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”

“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”

“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”

“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”

“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”

“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”

“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”

“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”

“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”

“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”

“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”

“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

[coopermelissa]

"Okay, okay, fair enough. You know her better than me, I just knew a cat once that surprisingly got along pretty well with a chicken so stranger things have happened ..." Missy gives a little shrug before taking Isabelle's coffee anyways - watching and waiting to see how the rest of this will play out. "Could much damage really be done, though? With the gate in the way? Or is it just not worth the risk?"

       ❛ Definitely not, ❜  Isabelle replies, a strand of golden hair twirled around her finger as she watches the dog continue to press its nose through her front gate from the porch. Pomme, her white ragdoll cat, lounges lazily on the concrete stones leading to her cottage's doorstep— out of reach should the pup try its luck but still tantalisingly close.  ❛ I'd best go and get her before it starts barking. Can you hold my coffee for a moment? ❜

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@heartfe1t asked: i was held up so high. ( missy + paige )

( speak now (taylor's version) vault tracks rp meme. )

"i know." missy says with a nod, sympathy evident in her tone and facial expression. "i know you were, and it's bullshit that you ever were. the pressures and expectations that were put on you ... were completely unfair. especially at such a young age." she reaches forward and gives the blonde's knee a little squeeze. "it doesn't matter if you were - are - a super genius or whatever, you didn't deserve any of it. and how you acted in response to all of it was totally valid as well. not everyone can be like sheldon and take it in stride." lips quirk upward in a half smile, just hoping her words at least have some effect on paige.

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@wintersreplies asked: sender kisses receiver in a secret or hidden place. ( missy + miles )

( varying kisses prompt )

"mmm, okay hi." missy says in response to the kiss before easily kissing him, wrapping her arms around his neck and letting it last several long moments before she pulls away - her arms stay in place though, with a little smile on her face. "you know we don't have to do this, right? sneaking around, hiding away, pretending like we're not off kissing somewhere? i know it might be a little awkward to get caught doing that here ... but it's not like they're not all expecting it. or suspecting it." eyebrows raise at him, pointed look on her face.

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@wintersreplies asked: ❛  is this really how you want this to end?  ❜ ( missy + miles )

( forty random questions )

"well ... no. in fact, i don't really want this to end at all. like i really really don't want it to end." missy sends him a little smirk with that last statement, before trying to grow slightly more serious and straightening up a little. "that's not what i'm saying. i don't want this to end. i just ... think we need to be a little more careful." almost as if making a point, her eyes wander to the door. "there's some nosy ass people in this school who don't know how to keep their mouths shut, and like not that i care if people know what we're doing, but ... i think we're both a little too old to have to deal with people spreading bullshit rumors about us."

[coopermelissa]

@wintersreplies asked: “this could either break my heart or bring it back to life.” ( missy + miles )

( speak now (taylor's version) vault tracks rp meme. )

"miles i -" missy lets out an almost nervous sounding little laugh, brushing some hair behind her ear. "isn't that a little intense? i mean i - what are w - what is this? us? we don't really have a label on this whole thing. aside from co-parents to the child growing in my womb." she instinctively places a hand there, swallowing heavily. "do you - is this ... is that really how you feel? about me? this? us? are your feelings really that deep?" she finally looks to him now, eyes meeting his - all the unasked questions she has shining in them.

[coopermelissa]

me pretending like i'm not lowkey stressed out abt the amount of ooc stuff i have to do on my blogs & just continuing to write? you betcha -

[coopermelissa]

• °☆ A Collection of Steve Harrington Quotes ☆ ° •

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“You are beautiful, (name).”

“I’m stealthy. Like a ninja.”

“It’s finger lickin’ good.”

“You don’t love me?”

“I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”

“I’m sorry? What the hell am I sorry for?”

“The key with girls is just acting like you don’t care.”

“Hey. Hey! Hey! This is not happening.”

“Okay? Now you’re gonna go in there and you’re gonna slay them dead.”

“She’s only gonna break your heart and you’re way too young for that shit.”

“I don’t know what you don’t understand about what I just said.”

“Yeah, it’s me. Don’t cream your pants.”

“You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass. You’re dead, (name). Do you understand?”

“You’re both assholes, that’s my problem!”

“I said does everybody understand that?!”

“I messed up, okay? I messed up.”

“I just want to make things right.”

“How many times, (name)? I don’t do drugs. It’s only marijuana.”

“Jesus! Jesus! What the hell was that?!”

“That’s great. That’s great. That’s really great! Jesus!”

“I panicked and I mean, I was a total dick.”

“Make sure you don’t forget about this pretty face.”

“Hello, ladies.”

“Oh, I didn’t tell anyone.”

“This is crazy. That’s actually… this is crazy! THIS IS CRAZY!”

“Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me?”

“I love you. I’m sorry.”

“Wait. What?! What is going on?!”

“I promised I’d keep you shitheads safe, and that’s exactly what I plan on doing.”

“Man, were you dropped too much as a child or what?”

[coopermelissa]

y’all i fully planned on getting everything done on missy & then being here tonight - esp do those sick memes - but … we had chili for dinner & i think it made my acid reflux (or whatever it is i deal with) flare up & i’m admittedly just not feeling up to trying to write anymore/be super around. plus i am getting sleepy. so idk i think i’m just logging off for the night & playing pokémon till i go to sleep. i should be around tomorrow but with it being the weekend we’ll see if we end up doing something/being busy (i think i’ve said before like multiple times that weekends tend to just be busy)? anyways yeah, i’ll talk to you all sometime tomorrow, i love you all very much, mwah mwah <3

[coopermelissa]

"oh, um, i dunno." missy responded with a shrug, looking over the display in front of her and pointing at the one that looked most interesting. "that one, i guess? i'm not really that into dinosaurs or ... any of this stuff. that's more my brother's thing. i'm just here 'cause it was the closest place that was open with a public bathroom and i didn't want to look like a weirdo coming in just to use the bathroom." words came out slightly sheepish, giving another little shrug.

@coopermelissa. TIM & MISSY.

❝ which one is your favorite? ❞ he questioned as he moved to stand beside her, his gaze flickering down to the plaque that held information about the bones of the dinosaur that the other was standing in front of. his gaze flickered to her briefly before his attention went to the structure of bones. sometimes he did enjoy going to the museum, looking at the dinosaur exhibit despite the trauma he endured on isla nublar.

[coopermelissa]

"you're literally bleeding and you're questioning why i'm fussing over you?" missy responded, eyebrow raised, pointed look on her face. she stepped forward, grabbing his chin in her hand and tilting his head back to get a better look at him. "what the hell did you do?"

@coopermelissa. MISSY.

❝ why are you fussing over me? i'm fine. ❞

[coopermelissa]

@ownmagic liked for a starter!

"that sounds dangerous. i'm in!"