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butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

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this is how gays burp

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I had a stupid happy smile on my damn face the entire time, lol.

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

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bye i love this

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(via b_flex14)

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This is SUCH an important lesson to learn!

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the best scene in cinematic history

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I like this guy.

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Follow me for more

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Me exactly to a T.

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Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

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i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

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my mom’s getting too into the meme game