confusedteddybear

[confusedteddybear]

“...mornin’ ”

[confusedteddybear]

Sticky paws – hands gripped the curved handle tightly, fanged mouth quirked slightly upwards in a grin.  Her black fingerless gloves were soaked in crimson, gelatinous beads leisurely rolling over tanned fingers and sharpened claw – fingernails, dripping quietly into the ever-growing puddle beneath her feet and creating a vast river system amongst the grooves in the cobblestone floor.  She kicked the nearest body, empty eyes sparking briefly with amusement as the sound of bones snapping reached her ears.  No response.  Good.

Slow clapping echoed in the alleyway as the monst – bea – girl leisurely turned around, tossing the hunting knife through the air only to catch it like a baseball, as if it were naught but a harmless toy.  The very idea could’ve made her laugh if she had the capacity for such an action.  A man leaned against the mouth of the alleyway, his figure silhouetted by the grimy lights that only worked on the rarest of nights.  Or days.  It didn’t really matter.  “That was quite a show you put on my darling~” he said, sharp teeth glinting faintly as he spoke.  “Mind performing for me again another time?”

He extended his hand to her, a thick manila envelope held delicately between his fingers.  She knew what was inside; it was the same every time.  She snatched the packet from his hands, already sifting through the provided information start preparing for her next “job.”  Human lives meant nothing to her nowadays; the man was certainly the same.

Long, thin fingers carded through her tangled hair, rubbing her scalp in a comforting yet mocking manor.  She tilted her head into his palm, allowing him to cradle her head as though she were merely a pet.  It wasn’t a completely incorrect assumption anymore anyway.  The man’s grin was full of too-sharp teeth and malicious intention.  The gir – monster couldn’t care less.

“Good girl~”

[confusedteddybear]

Send "´͈ ᵕ `͈" for my muse's reaction to yours suddenly holding their hand.

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Christmas ||Starter Sentences||

"Oh, my gosh, it's snowing!"

"Don't hang that there! Are you crazy?!"

"It's Christmas, don't be so down. Have fun!"

"Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you don't get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas."

"Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad!"

"Okay, who spiked the eggnog?!"

"Please don't act crazy like you did last Christmas... that was a disaster."

"Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?!"

"What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights!"

"SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!!"

"Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasn't such a good idea."

"We're out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad?"

"No, no, no, you're supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments!"

"I did the star last time, it's your turn now."

"Your present's going to be a bit late... 9 months late, so to speak."

"Worst. Christmas. EVER."

"Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, don't do that this year."

"This is the best Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.."

"You missed the present-opening!"

"Time to open up the gifts!"

"You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floor... get what I'm hinting at?"

"This is the ugliest sweater I've ever worn... I love it!"

"I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas."

"We can't really afford anything good this Christmas..."

"No, you're dressing up as Santa this year for the kids."

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Mei managed to stifle her laughter, cheeks hurting slightly from smiling so widely.  “I’m Mei!” she said cheerfully, “It’s really nice to meet you!”  The woman – Eliana – seemed nice enough, if a little uncomfortable.  She wondered why.  She reached out for a handshake, or maybe a hug, but her bravery faltered and she quickly withdrew her hand.

“Miss Eli... El... Eli-li,” she sounded out, immediately creating a nickname for her new friend, “who was following you?”  Her face dropped, hands twisting the hem of her sweater.  “Do I... do I gotta beat someone up?  Don’t wanna, but will.  Bad people, bad.”  If someone was scaring her new friend she would... she would... she didn’t know what she would do, but that person – whoever it was – would definitely leave Eliana alone afterwards.  Hopefully.

Starter meme! “Quick, act like my friend and laugh at my jokes. Hurry, they’re looking this way!”

Mei was briefly startled by the strange request, but she immediately complied.  She wasn’t sure who the woman was being watched by, but it was obviously something she wanted to avoid.  Mei could understand that, somewhat.

Her expression broke out in a wide grin, her laughter slightly forced at first before spiraling into an actual fit of giggles.  “Hahaha… oh my goodness!” she laughed, trying to stop herself but failing, “That was a… hah… a really funny one!”  She hoped she wasn’t creeping the stranger out; her own laughter just spurred her to laugh harder.

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Starter meme! “Quick, act like my friend and laugh at my jokes. Hurry, they’re looking this way!”

Mei was briefly startled by the strange request, but she immediately complied.  She wasn’t sure who the woman was being watched by, but it was obviously something she wanted to avoid.  Mei could understand that, somewhat.

Her expression broke out in a wide grin, her laughter slightly forced at first before spiraling into an actual fit of giggles.  “Hahaha… oh my goodness!” she laughed, trying to stop herself but failing, “That was a… hah… a really funny one!”  She hoped she wasn’t creeping the stranger out; her own laughter just spurred her to laugh harder.

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✰ Sentence starters -- First encounters pack ✰

“Ah, forgive me, but I seem to be lost… could you help me?”

“Oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there! Are you alright?”

“You seem like a friendly face, mind if I sit with you?”

“Looks like it’ll rain again, doesn’t it? Ah, don’t mind me… just thinking out loud, is all!”

“Excuse me, but I need someone else’s opinion on this.”

“Pardon, I hate to be a bother but… may I ask for your help?”

“Hey… are you alright?”

“I’ve never seen you before… you new around these parts?”

“You look kind of lonely… want some company?”

“I’m sorry, did you need something?”

“You look kinda lost, if you don’t mind me saying. You okay?”

“… What are you staring at?”

“Hey, stranger, be careful!”

“Who the hell are you?”

“What kind of person barges in here and tries playing hero?”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I don’t know who you are, but your face irritates me.”

“Quick, act like my friend and laugh at my jokes. Hurry, they’re looking this way!”

“N-no, I wasn’t… crying, I just h-had something in my eye is all…”

[confusedteddybear]

“Who are you?” she asked, but the shadowy figure shook it’s head.

“I’m here to protect you,” it said instead, diverting the conversation.

“Protect me from what?”

“Yourself.”

[confusedteddybear]

send me a ship and one of these and i'll write a mini fic

things you said at 1 am

things you said through your teeth

things you said too quietly

things you said over the phone

things you didn’t say at all

things you said under the stars and in the grass

things you said while we were driving

things you said when you were crying

things you said when i was crying

things you said that made me feel like shit

things you said when you were drunk

things you said when you thought i was asleep

things you said at the kitchen table

things you said after you kissed me

things you said with too many miles between us

things you said with no space between us

things you said that i wish you hadnt

things you said when you were scared

things you said when we were the happiest we ever were

things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

things you said when we were on top of the world

things you said after it was over

things you said [make your own]

inspired by this

[confusedteddybear]

[[ hey guys I’m back home! Had lots of fun at camp but also may have probably got sick… but hey, feel free to send asks or just talk or whatever floats your boat. Hope to speak/RP/whatever w/you sometime! ]]

[confusedteddybear]

[[ hey guys, I’m going to be at concert glee camp for the next six days so… this is me saying I’ll basically be on a hiatus until sometime Saturday afternoon. I mean, you are still free to message me or send me starters and stuff, I’ll just be really slow replying. So uh… yeah. I’ll see you guys later! ]]

[confusedteddybear]

Morphine: ~~~ I want the H ~~~~! (Do I even know you, little bear?? Ah well~)

“Too… tall…!!!”

8. The Lift hug

[confusedteddybear]

Send me a “I want the H” and I will randomly generate a number!

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Any hug you choose!

[confusedteddybear]

“please…!”

[confusedteddybear]

“Eh... it’s somethin’ like that,” she sighs, rubbing her face.  “She’s too nice, y’know?”  This exchange is exhausting her but Mei would be so sad if Cabe was suddenly mad at her for being a total dick so she toughs it out, just a little longer.

She really needs to get rid of these bloodstains before Mei wakes up again.  “Well it was been really great meeting ya Cabe but I need to get cleaned up!  Mei would worry if she woke up covered in blood, that idiot,” she says cheerfully but her eyes are roaming, looking for any windows she can break open.  Hopefully that house would at least have a sink so she could wash her clothes.

She holds her hand out, even though its covered in drying blood and probably becoming rather sticky.  Her grin is sharp, almost unpleasant.  “Call me M for –” monster “well, it doesn’t matter, that.”

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[confusedteddybear]

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ from @unrealiity!!! (his blog is a side so i cant send asks from there weeps;; his ref is linked in the description!)

“So many bandages!!!!”

( unrealiity )

[confusedteddybear]

Her smile became a little strained at the threat in his voice, but she replied with fake cheer, “I have every intention of remaining unknown!  Mei deserves happiness, which I why I exist!  ...without her knowledge.”  She shook her head fiercely to stay awake.  Pain certainly wouldn’t do anything since she couldn’t feel anything.  It would be bad if Mei woke up covered in blood...

“Ahh, I don’t want to to exist like this anymore,” she said airily, running her hand through her hair in agitation.  “She shouldn’t be fighting like this, the idiot!”  She laughs, fond and exasperated and a little unhinged.  “Teddy bears weren’t made for this kind of shitty life!”  She wants Cabe to understand Mei.  Maybe he could keep her out of trouble instead?

Pfft.  Unlikely.

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