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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!
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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please
#comments on this from 2019 are wild#if you have a minute#they’re coming in hard on the side of the mountain lion
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I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)
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why does this have so many 20s options? great question! 🤷♀️ i'm gonna stick with it, though. it feels right to me.
#like 13/14#really bc my sister needed one and we’re twins#but i was walking to the library after school and it was a couple miles to walk#polls
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stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal
#i also want a place for a small umbrella in my little door storage thing#there’s a cup holder that is useless there#just make that into an umbrella book
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#twins#so if one had the stomach bug we both had it#we had a bucket and a large aluminum mixing bowl
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feel free to reblog. also, feel free to tell me about your most popular posts!! <3
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girl you've been running through my mind all day
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Also, in tags or something, is this something you know offhand or needed to look up? Could you see one without driving?
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