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ok some assorted thoughts about that incredible “who would make the best GM” survey says:

would YOU have guessed that bryan rust is so good at gaslighting his friends???? I think we should explore the potential for dark and manipulative bryan rust more

sid………. I like that everyone was acting like they were picking him because he’s so smart and has such high hockey IQ yada yada, and then ryan graves just comes out and is like listen not to play armchair psychologist but this man has a clinically significant Special Interest in hockey. he can tell you the name, age, height & weight, number, lifetime stats, and stick brand of an AHL call-up who played three games three decades ago in a different conference. what other career is going to let him utilize the incomprehensibly vast stores of hockey-related minutiae he has amassed

do you think the call-ups still inwardly shiver with half terrified half gleeful delight and disbelief when they get to casually call sid by his first name like he’s their buddy, their pal, their sweet cheese, their good-time boy?

vasily ponomarev looking around at his dumbass teammates and just being like ‘honestly? me. I can do math.’

crying at sidney for some reason demoting kris to assistant GM. he’s like ‘kris in charge? absolutely not. but he can get somebody’s coffee.’ I can only assume this is foreplay for them and he’ll be on his knees barking like a dog for it later

very important to me that everyone is like well kris because that man will not shut the fuck up when he thinks he’s right. although he would spend so much time arguing with people that he would never actually get around to signing anyone for his NHL roster

even more important to me is no one picking geno lmao. they were like work? after retiring? not OUR union representative and comrade evgeni malkin. his post-hockey job is Beach

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he's gonna smack a bitch for pulling off his helmet and then argue with the refs...and he's so right for that

leon draisaitl | EDM @ MIN | 12.12.2024

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here's a part 9 out of ???

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Tell me you miss Monty without telling me you miss Monty.🙃

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TBL@EDM 11th Dec. '24

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[leo] tb @ edm, dec 10/24

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Lovers, 1988. Felix Gonzalez-Torres to Ross Laycock.

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mcdrai | the drop | episode 41

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The great Edmontonian love story.

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favourite hockey tweets of the week

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[leo] min @ edm 11.21.2024

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Walking in like they've already won the game. Bitchiness? Checked. Style? Double-checked.

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mama a girl behind you

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edmonton oilers @ toronto maple leafs | nov 16, 2024

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why does this look like they’re. you know.