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Riding on the train again. The kiddos are so fucking loud. I get first or second year back woohoo, but my god let me SLEEEP IN PEACE.

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The Trace is shit. Nobody with braincells let it stop them

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The train is cool but FUCK MY BACK

Like impossible to be comfy if you are not an ass who lays over the whole one side of compartment

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Chilling at the lake. Definitely did not hex a few peeps, and I am not hiding. :) nooo sir not me

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Stone castle in summer is the best.

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Why are the dorms like that? Like who thought putting much the same personality rights together is a good idea?

Why not room a calw, a puff, a griff and a rin in a room. That way, we balance each other out.

And you don't have rooms full of hothead, ambitious prics, bookworms screaming facts at each other and puffs procrastinating too much

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Do you just forget magic is a thing?

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Let's be honest the chamber would be an amazing club place.

Can I make Potter teach me "Open" in parseltounge?

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Can I make Potter teach me "Open" in parseltounge?

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Why can't I have a notebook for sketches, huh? The teachers take it bc it is not perchment? IT IS NOT FOR SHOOL \o/ let me have PAPER!!

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Do some muggles just not accept the magic world.

Not in a sense like:

OMG A DEVIL CHILD. EXORCISE THEM *pour holy water. Burn at stakes*

But more like:

THIS HAS TO BE EXPLAINABLE BY PHYSICS. *que frantic equations*

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Lady Zabini is onto something.

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I have a feeling they won't snich. And if they do, who would believe them :)

I would be more worried when the kids turn 11

so when is it “breaking the Statute of Secrecy” and when is it

i told my wife and kids i was a wizard but two and a half years ago they just up and left me so I didn’t have time to obliviate them and now I have no idea where they are

asking for a friend

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Shhh don't expose us

Muggle-born Headcanon

I have this headcanon that at least 15% of Muggle studies students were Muggle-borns for that easy O.

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I will bet all my sweets and zonko's stuff they are dyslexic.

319. A muggleborn returns to Hogwarts in second year with a typewriter and plenty of paper in case they can’t make parchment fit. This muggleborn HATES having to write by hand!

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I miss student's discount on Spotify

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Asking how magic works only to be told nobody knows. It just does.

Then being told that we don't know how electricity works and having to explain to purebloods that yes we know and yes I know too. It's a kind of common knowledge.