what if chickens had front facing eyes
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fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
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Talk to me maybe I’m waiting for you.
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Easier than submitting a bug report
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avril lavigne was right. what the hell
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I believe in using songs to say things
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