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unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

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I know yesterday was halloween but the store I work at is already playing christmas music and I got inspired

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many such cases

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you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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HUH

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the uncommon allergy haver to anticapitalist pipeline

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i feel like im a goldfish and god will not stop tapping on the glass

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i hate having to say have a nice day to customers at work because like. this guys buying a 12 pack of beer at 7:30am at a gas station, obviously he isn’t gonna have a nice day

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me pretending i’m in a workplace comedy instead of accepting the fact that i work a shitty job at a gas station

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

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Sometimes a fanon interpretation shared by so many people will gaslight you into thinking YOU're not smart enough to understand it when, in reality, no, the collective of a fandom can indeed just be misinterpreting a character beyond parody. It's not you, it's them

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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i had to show my mom how to report and block the tumblr girlbots 😭

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he is so so eepy

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After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie

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i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

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i hate how tiktok povs are actually good examples of the second person point of view