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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though
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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying
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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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trans perverts are always safe here. on my blog. and in my dms and ask box. and in my house. and in my bed. and in me. and
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