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tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.
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we're basically just using twink as a substitute for metrosexual now
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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer
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In light of recent events, let’s not forget that H. Bomberguy is responsible for driving a formerly-beloved transphobic TV writer into a downward spiral that cost him his career and his family… all by playing Donkey Kong.
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Lord the only thing motivating me to be up this early is that I want to work towards making enough money to be my boy’s sugar daddy
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
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couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults
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People on Tumbkr are like Ohhh blood makes me cum I’m #jerkin it Right now to blood and guts and gore . Hey man . That’s awesome. Proud of u
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Kicking my feet giggling staring off into space and then abruptly remembering I have to Work
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