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guys im kinda confused i went to vote but i didnt see an "im bald" option...?

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Check your ballots and tell your people to check theirs. There is a process to fix errors (usually signatures not matching; common with younger voters who tend to sign their ballots nicer than their driver’s license or whatever form they signed to register)

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big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

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she's already dead what do you mean

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alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

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going to the local polling place and scanning over my ballot until i find the "i'm bald" option

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help.

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you're gonna see a lot of jokers today saying stuff like 'make sure you vote for biden!' and i just want to remind everyone that this is no time for jokes. we need to work together to get hillary in no matter what.

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i think i just stumbled into a new fave aver piece of art but i cant find a title...

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being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

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they are back

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jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

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You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

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Gay Austin Powers would be like: yeah baby!

Moral of the story: gay people and straight people aren’t so different after all… 🙂

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story idea: someone confessing to a priest, deliberately trying to get him hot and bothered or otherwise make him squirm