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they've aged. and attained a meat
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I'm making a collection of censored dirty talk that takes me more than 3 seconds to read. "Pɐuʇıəs" took me what felt like a month. Also impossible for me to read that last slide in anything but the "I can haz cheezburger?" voice
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I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems
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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor
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Probably an unpopular opinion but I hate the smooth lekku of modern togruta designs😭
I miss Shaak-ti’s og lekku ridges….. give me back the lekku ridges pls I need them back in my life PLEASE
#modern star wars is too smooth. we need more texture. more meat greebles#< prev tags#hell yeah#star wars
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Does your fitted sheet always come untucked in the morning? Have you tried sleeping in the fins of a giant flounder instead?
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they hate me at the bike repair shop due to the fact i am always trying to break the cycle
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getting scared, saying thanks, waiting for gifts. they're the themes of important north american holidays oct-dec - but they're also what i do every single day of my life
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They’re adding an e to the end of Chicagoe just to give the people something to get excited about
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Everyone knows the “LMNOP” is the best part of the alphabet song but i think “QRS, TUV” is underrated. it is quite beautiful, like the querying lyricism of a songbird babbling to itself in the misty morning after it rained
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the amnesiac man I keep trapped in my basement and keep on a diet of exclusively ice cream has began to realize I am lying about the outside world after I served him the tonight dough and accidentally let him see Jimmy Fallons face on the side of the pint which triggered his memories of his life before I kidnapped him (he went to a live taping once) fuck 🤦♀️
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