chromegnomes
chromegnomes
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Ross, pixel artist and game designer for Wyngspan Labs. 33, he, Minnesota. I love card games, TTRPGs, and weird little indies, and I'm working on all three. Stick around while I try to figure out exactly how professional this page needs to be
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chromegnomes · 9 hours ago
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Everyone who uses threads seems like they live on a different plane of reality than everyone else
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chromegnomes · 15 hours ago
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chromegnomes · 17 hours ago
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all yall catholics better find god yourself now because the next pope is using chatgpt to breeze through cardinal school
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chromegnomes · 18 hours ago
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chromegnomes · 21 hours ago
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chromegnomes · 21 hours ago
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What do you mean this wasn’t already policy
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chromegnomes · 22 hours ago
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There is a lake (nasty) where socrates (nasty) does his stupid magic
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chromegnomes · 23 hours ago
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chromegnomes · 2 days ago
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chromegnomes · 2 days ago
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I find it so deeply fascinating that there are medieval and possibly even ancient texts (I can't remember specifics rn but I definitely saw one from early medieval Europe recently) that are like "oh if only I lived in an earlier age when there was literal magic in the world"
I feel like nowadays people project that back ONTO the middle ages, but even back then they were like "there used to be magic and now it's gone"
its magic turtles all the way down etc etc
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chromegnomes · 2 days ago
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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chromegnomes · 2 days ago
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what if the new pope is problematic :/
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chromegnomes · 2 days ago
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its crazy how hyraxes can only awawa and scream
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chromegnomes · 2 days ago
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chromegnomes · 3 days ago
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chromegnomes · 3 days ago
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Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that he was not a cop. “I know Big Mike vouched for you, but before you can run with the Riverside Boys, we need to make sure you’re not an undercover,” said gang leader Butch ‘Mad Dog’ Tucker, who nodded for one of his men to start a verbal altercation with another gang member so that Gunnerson could either help amicably resolve the dispute or violently escalate it, depending on his instincts. 
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chromegnomes · 3 days ago
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can I pay extra to not have a pizza commissar breathing down Sara's neck
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